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apocalypsosSo, anybody want to play Luna Lovegood?
Also, word is that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon want to remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Jeez, can't they just make a new buddy western rather than ruin an old one?
And the answers to that five questions meme:
Five celebrities who desperately need to breed and make new famous people:
1. You know what I would pay money for? I would pay money for Christian Bale and Eliza Dushku to have a baby. That poor kid would be certified as a freaking aphrodisiac in fifteen countries.
2. I do so like the thought of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie baby. The media are going to be annoying, but they both seem cool and I get the impression all of their kids are going to end up being gorgeous humanitarian rocket-scientist goodwill ambassadors.
3. After seeing Brokeback Mountain, if Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal could find a way to produce a child, I'd appreciate it.
4. Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs. Jesus, are they pretty people.
5. Kermit and Miss Piggy. Just 'cause.
Five things Dean Winchester will say to the thing that killed his mom:
1. "My name is Dean Winchester. You killed my mother. Prepare to die." (What? It was right there.)
2. Nothing. Unless you count the sound of him loading up his shotgun and firing as speaking.
3. "Give me one good reason why I should kill you, you son of a bitch." And then killing it before it can say anything, and then turning to Sam and saying, "Yeah, he had nothin'."
4. "You've had this coming for twenty-three years, you bastard."
5. Erm ... I'm out. *shrugs*
Five post-apocalyptic fic scenarios for the fandom of my choice, which is Veronica Mars (because damn, are those people begging for an apocalypse, since they're all angst-ridden already and half of them deserve to die):
1. Logan and Veronica and Meg's baby make three, and they're the only ones who make it out of Neptune alive in a very The Stand kind of a way. And then Logan and Veronica hook up, and it turns out in a weird turn that Logan's really good at the whole daddy thing.
2. Duncan and Veronica after the apocalypse. But not, you know, together. Or ... yeah, okay, maybe together, but after the events of this year so the baby will be there and their issues will still be around and they could not be more wrong for one another as per usual, and then somewhere along the line Duncan grows a personality and they hook up. (None of this is because I like Duncan, by the way, but because if someone could pull off making Duncan interesting, I'd be really damn impressed.)
3. Beaver and Mac stuck together during the nuclear winter following an atomic war. Maybe even as a Terminator crossover? And then the hook up with the rebels and meet John Connor and I am such a fucking dork, I swear to God.
4. Ooo, ooo! You know what would be neat? Two characters who just normally can't stand one another (preferably a girl and a guy), and one's in Neptune and the other is out of town when a horrible pandemic sweeps the planet, leaving only a handful alive in its wake. And the person in town is left behind to deal when everybody around them drops (and I mean everybody), and the other person is trying to get back to town to see if anyone they know is even alive. They get back and find Neptune is a ghost town, and they're all upset and about to crack when suddenly the one who was still in town shows up, and they're just so desperate for a familiar face to be alive that it doesn't matter that they usually hate each other. They just fall into each other's arms and then into bed together and my GOD, I'm just getting attacked by plotbunnies on all sides now, damn you.
5. An AU where the apocalypse, whatever it is, happened before Lilly died, and it's just the four of them together looking for other survivors. I'm not sure how Lilly would handle the end of the world, but I'm sure it'd be interesting. ;)
6. I know it's only supposed to be five, but I wanted to add the students of Neptune High locking themselves into the school with guns to protect themselves when everybody else in town becomes a zombie. Okay, I'm done now.
Okay, others tomorrow. I'm tired now. *yawns*
Also, word is that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon want to remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Jeez, can't they just make a new buddy western rather than ruin an old one?
And the answers to that five questions meme:
Five celebrities who desperately need to breed and make new famous people:
1. You know what I would pay money for? I would pay money for Christian Bale and Eliza Dushku to have a baby. That poor kid would be certified as a freaking aphrodisiac in fifteen countries.
2. I do so like the thought of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie baby. The media are going to be annoying, but they both seem cool and I get the impression all of their kids are going to end up being gorgeous humanitarian rocket-scientist goodwill ambassadors.
3. After seeing Brokeback Mountain, if Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal could find a way to produce a child, I'd appreciate it.
4. Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs. Jesus, are they pretty people.
5. Kermit and Miss Piggy. Just 'cause.
Five things Dean Winchester will say to the thing that killed his mom:
1. "My name is Dean Winchester. You killed my mother. Prepare to die." (What? It was right there.)
2. Nothing. Unless you count the sound of him loading up his shotgun and firing as speaking.
3. "Give me one good reason why I should kill you, you son of a bitch." And then killing it before it can say anything, and then turning to Sam and saying, "Yeah, he had nothin'."
4. "You've had this coming for twenty-three years, you bastard."
5. Erm ... I'm out. *shrugs*
Five post-apocalyptic fic scenarios for the fandom of my choice, which is Veronica Mars (because damn, are those people begging for an apocalypse, since they're all angst-ridden already and half of them deserve to die):
1. Logan and Veronica and Meg's baby make three, and they're the only ones who make it out of Neptune alive in a very The Stand kind of a way. And then Logan and Veronica hook up, and it turns out in a weird turn that Logan's really good at the whole daddy thing.
2. Duncan and Veronica after the apocalypse. But not, you know, together. Or ... yeah, okay, maybe together, but after the events of this year so the baby will be there and their issues will still be around and they could not be more wrong for one another as per usual, and then somewhere along the line Duncan grows a personality and they hook up. (None of this is because I like Duncan, by the way, but because if someone could pull off making Duncan interesting, I'd be really damn impressed.)
3. Beaver and Mac stuck together during the nuclear winter following an atomic war. Maybe even as a Terminator crossover? And then the hook up with the rebels and meet John Connor and I am such a fucking dork, I swear to God.
4. Ooo, ooo! You know what would be neat? Two characters who just normally can't stand one another (preferably a girl and a guy), and one's in Neptune and the other is out of town when a horrible pandemic sweeps the planet, leaving only a handful alive in its wake. And the person in town is left behind to deal when everybody around them drops (and I mean everybody), and the other person is trying to get back to town to see if anyone they know is even alive. They get back and find Neptune is a ghost town, and they're all upset and about to crack when suddenly the one who was still in town shows up, and they're just so desperate for a familiar face to be alive that it doesn't matter that they usually hate each other. They just fall into each other's arms and then into bed together and my GOD, I'm just getting attacked by plotbunnies on all sides now, damn you.
5. An AU where the apocalypse, whatever it is, happened before Lilly died, and it's just the four of them together looking for other survivors. I'm not sure how Lilly would handle the end of the world, but I'm sure it'd be interesting. ;)
6. I know it's only supposed to be five, but I wanted to add the students of Neptune High locking themselves into the school with guns to protect themselves when everybody else in town becomes a zombie. Okay, I'm done now.
Okay, others tomorrow. I'm tired now. *yawns*
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Date: 2006-01-12 06:30 am (UTC)BUT WHERE ARE MCADAMS AND GOSLING???
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Date: 2006-01-12 06:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 07:22 am (UTC)And...yeah, Duncan's character has been screwed up almost beyond redemption. I mean, I can explain his total emotional unavailability as the result of his fear of his epilepsy, but some of the choices he's been making are just bonkers. Maybe in season 5 we'll find out he was actually possessed by a space alien trying to learn about human culture.
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Date: 2006-01-12 08:42 am (UTC)Number 4. on the apocalyptic fic list is so good I'm getting plotbunnies for aaallll the different fandoms.
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Date: 2006-01-12 11:27 am (UTC)Bwahahahahaha! I should have seen that one coming!
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Date: 2006-01-12 03:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 03:16 pm (UTC)I'm such an enabler.
Date: 2006-01-12 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 03:31 pm (UTC)1. "My name is Dean Winchester. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
*snort* Yeah, shoulda seen that one coming.
2. Nothing. Unless you count the sound of him loading up his shotgun and firing as speaking.
Is it sad that I find that kinda hot? *facepalm*
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Date: 2006-01-12 03:38 pm (UTC)God, I hope not, because between that and picturing him wearing the leather jacket with the collar up when he does it, I find that INCREDIBLY hot.
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Date: 2006-01-12 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 07:14 pm (UTC)A few months ago I determined that if Brad and Angelina had a daughter, and Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow had a son, the offspring of those two would combine to be the most beautiful/athletic/artistic/down-to-earth humanitarian this world has seen EVAH.
Or possibly a nihilistic sociopath with a Jesus complex. Batshit crazy, but still newsworthy. ^-^
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Date: 2006-01-12 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-12 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
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