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[apocalypsos]

Aw, man! They cut away from Seal before they could show him and Heidi Klum together!

You know, for once Johnny Depp's clothes look really nice. And Natalie Portman's haircut looks very cute.

All right, that's it. If I pass around a hat, will everybody chip in a buck so that we can stop the awards shows from using these lame redone pop songs?

Okay, AAA and Hugh Laurie look really, really good tonight.

Queen Latifah's dress is lovely on her, but then again, she always looks like a million bucks at these things.

Best Supporting Actor is ... yay! George Clooney! I like George Clooney, so he can win anything he wants to. :) "I want to thank Jack Abramoff, just 'cause." *snickers*

And now Best Supporting Actress is ... hee! I think Heath Ledger just winked at Michelle Williams ... Yay for Rachel Weisz! I haven't gotten to see The Constant Gardener yet, but I've been meaning to. Hmm ... I'm not sure I like her hair, and I'm on-and-off about her dress, but she really is so freaking cute all giddy like that.

Best Supporting Actor on TV (yeah, like I'm writing the rest of that ... I think if Randy Quaid gets a Golden Globe for that, we should take it back for the Category 6 disaster movies ... yay for Paul Newman, although I'll bet it's an honorary thing.

Best Supprting Actress on TV ... oh, please be Candice Bergen, I love Shirley Schmidt ... Ooo, or Sandra Oh ... yay for Sandra Oh! And look at her getting all spazzy! HEE! She's so cute! And she looks amazing.

I really don't like the dress that Drew Barrymore is wearing. The ruffles under the arms are throwing me off.

Oh, Good Luck, and Good Night. I loved that movie so much.

I might not be all that thrilled about Emmy Rossum being in the Poseidon remake, but she's very beautiful tonight.

Best Actress, TV Drama ... okay, I've never seen the show, but I like Geena Davis, so there's that. :) *giggles* Okay, I kind of figured the little girl anecdote was fake when she was telling it, but I died giggling anyway afterwards.

That is a fantastic color on Evie. Best Actor, TV Drama ... Wentworth Miller is so fucking PRETTY ...YAAAAY! And the Internet goes wild! Go, Hugh! Oh,my God, I love Hugh Laurie so freaking much.

Dakota Johnson is pretty, but posture, young lady, posture.

Best Miniseries ... Empire Falls, which I still haven't seen.

Best Actor in a TV Comedy ... can I just say that I liked it better when they showed clips from the shows and movies for the actors? ... YAY! I love Steve Carell so much, even though I have never seen an episode of The Office. (And I totally should since it's set in Scranton ... I heard about the booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack in January, and as someone who lives here, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!) Aw, and look at Nancy Walls! *dies* AWWWW! That acceptance speech was so CUTE!

Best Actress in a Film Comedy ... what the hell is Jamie Foxx doing overpronouncing like that? ... Yay for Reese Witherspoon! And wasn't Ryan Phillippe just the cutest thing going nuts like that? AWWWW! They're so adorable. Hell, everybody's adorable tonight. What's up with that?

Best Actress in a TV Comedy ... I'm trying to decide whether I like that color on Marcia Cross or not ... Mary-Louise Parker! HEE! Oh, I love that. Teri Hatcher was saying something before about how they were all rooting for her, just 'cause. *giggles* Um, I don't like her hair like that at all, but her dress is pretty enough.

Oh, please, Emma Thompson, you goofball. You did a rewrite on the Pride and Prejudice script. ;P

Kate Beckinsale's dress is pretty, but it makes her look like she raided the closet of the White Witch.

Best Actor in a Miniseries ... yay for Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Um, here, sweetie, have a towel to wipe the sweat off your forehead. Oh, he could just talk for the rest of the night and I'd love it.

Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie ... ugh, Halle Berry better not win, I don't think I can handle another acceptance speech out of her ... yay for S. Epatha Merkerson! I love her lots. :) (I swear, nearly everybody who's won tonight has made me happy.) Aw, thanking Jesse L. Martin was just so sweet, and he had tears in his eyes!

Um, is it just me, or does Harrison Ford look a little scary like that?

Best Screenplay ... Brokeback Mountain! Woohoo! Heh. Larry McMurtry thanked his typewriter. :)

Best Comedy TV Series ... Desperate Housewives. And why am I not surprised? I'm a little miffed because it dragged for the first half of the season and the whole Applewhite plotline is lame, but the rest have had their moments this season, so I guess I'm okay with it.

Best Foreign Film ... Paradise Now. I kinda figured it would be Kung Fu Hustle.

Catherine Deneuve's sleeves are scaring me.

WOW. I think Rosario Dawson's dress is my favorite.

Best Score ... well, of course it went to John Williams. Why wouldn't it? (Not that I'm knocking his music, but I loved that twangy guitar in Brokeback Mountain.)

"Nominated for eight Grammies ... Mariah Carey!" *gags*

Best Song ... "A Love That Will Never Grow Old". Hey, every award for Brokeback Mountain is a good award.

I skipped out on Anthony Hopkins accepting his lifetime achievement awards, because while I think it's okay to hand them out, they bore the hell out of me.

Best Director ... please, let it be Ang Lee ... YAY! Totally off-topic, but Anna Hathaway's dress is so cute. Aw, I love Ang Lee.

Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical ... yay for Joaquin! Although if he could be a little more uncomfortable, that'd be great. (Okay, is Ryan Phillippe drunk? Because he's certainly ... uh, festive enough tonight.)

I think that Joaquin Phoenix playing Johnny Cash is the only time I have ever found Joaquin hot.

Best Picture, Comedy or Musical ... yeah, everything else pretty much didn't stand a chance against Walk The Line.

Best TV Drama ... oh, please let's Grey's Anatomy win ... okay, and maybe Lost, but only if they answer some of the questions they pose for once ... ... oo, or Prison Break ... Yay for Lost! Wow, Yunjun Kim looks amazing.

Oh. Well, I still have a crush on Dennis Quaid, it seems. *happy sighs*

Best Actress in a Drama ... Felicity Huffman! WOOHOO! Oh, God, I really hope this will lead to an Oscar, because I would adore it if she won one. Oh, she is just the cutest thing on the planet.

Best Actor in a Film Drama ... damn, this category is full of amazing performances ... YAAAAY! Philip Seymour Hoffman is just too fucking cool.

Best Film, Drama ... YAAAAAAAY! Brokeback Mountain all the way, baby!

Comments

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

Dude, Drew Barrymore needs a bra.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That dress is just wrong. The color's not bad, but the construction looks awful.

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

Her hair looked nice too.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

I know! She came out and I was just kind of, "...why, Drew, why?"

You know what I think it is? I think Hollywood has gotten so thin-obsessed they don't know what to do with breasts anymore. Because the numbers of dresses I have seen with horrible tops but good bottoms cannot be counted, and that's even ignoring the people who seem to be wearing dresses that require a cup size they can't manage--say, a B.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Word. Or when the person in question has a booty and isn't J. Lo, the bottom always winds up being this hugging thing that really oughtn't.

[denial-girl.livejournal.com]

I thought she had to be pregnant because that was not a flattering look at all.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Who was that presenting with Teri Hatcher? 'cuz if it's who I think it was, *hee*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It was Brandon Routh, the guy who's playing Superman in the new movie. He was darn cute tonight, I'll give him that. :)

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Hee! I thought so. That's so perfect.

To me, Teri Hatcher will always be Lois Lane. Yes, I'm a big nerd.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ain't that the truth. I spend half of my time when I watch Desperate Housewives thinking, "Where the hell is Clark?!" And I get a giggly little thrill out of the fact that if you rearrange the letters of her ex-husband Karl's name, it's ... uh, kinda "Clark."

[elessar.livejournal.com]

LOL I think between the two of us we'll have covered the entire base of Golden Globes (I'm doing a running commentary, too XD)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Have to do something other than squeal incoherently at the screen, right? ;)

[elessar.livejournal.com]

LOL precisely!

I've currently squeed at least 5 times. By the end, it'll probably be up to...50 ^^;;

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

*looks at Pamela Anderson*

*screams*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That was pretty terrifying. Not only was the dress awful, but way to look like an idiot as you wave at people in the audience, idiot. *eye roll*

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, that dress was so horrible it has erased the memory of several other problematic dresses from my mind, like Drew Barrymore's.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

*eyes Reese Witherspoon's dress* I may have spoken too soon.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

*puddle* Pretty Irish boy's natural accent.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Honestly. Between his voice and Hugh Laurie's real accent ... *melts*

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Hearing Eric Bana's real accent, however, makes me giggle. Go figure.

[siberian-skys.livejournal.com]

I like Harrison Ford like that. :-)

I'm still squeeing over LM thanking his typewriter.

I love the twangy quitar in BBM, too.

And most importantly. Thank you for gagging on Mariah Carey. I really thought I was the only person on the planet who felt that way.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I think that Joaquin Phoenix playing Johnny Cash is the only time I have ever found Joaquin hot.

I found him hot in Quills too, but I have a thing for actors as priests.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Okay. Philip Seymour Hoffman is too fucking cool, but I'm almost sad I was denied Heath Ledger's accent.

No, I am sad. Very. Very sad.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

For your Heidi and Seal needs.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Awww! They're so sweet. :)

[denial-girl.livejournal.com]

Sandra Oh was so cute. She was so excited just to have her name read with the nominations and it just got funnier when she won. Canada is very proud.

I thought Jonathan rhys Meyers was going to puke.

So many ugly dresses last night. Can I put a ban on all ruffles.