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[apocalypsos]

My only comment for tonight's Lost is :

1. Charlie, you ASS.
2. Meh. Just in general ... meh.

Okay, so maybe that's two comments.

Meanwhile, the promo seriously proves that it rains on the island when bad shit happens, and almost exclusively when bad shit happens.

In Project Runway news ...Tim Gunn's tough-love speech was awesome and I love him. LOVE HIM. Also, listening to him tear apart Zulema's model and her faults was just ... I have happy, happy dreams where he just politely rips everyone on the planet a new one and I get to watch him do it.

Also, OMG Daniel and Andrae walked through New York and took pictures together! That totally counts as the romantic ideal for a date in some countries! Yeah, hi, I'm still almost a complete tinhat with those two. :)

Well, okay, except for the part with the "I want to go home" talk between Daniel and Nick. Holy crap, I think I may be shipping those two a little, too, because they said "I love you" to one another! I can work with that! And then Nick said "You want to fuck me? Well, you can't!" in the same room with Daniel and Andrae. When the hell did I start shipping an entire apartment full of fashion designers on a freaking reality show?! (And yes, in my sordid attempt to redeem characters who are absolute assholes, I've even had passing inspirations of shipping Santino with someone. Santino. I am sick and need professional help.)

OH GOOD FUCKING GOOD IN A WONDER WHEEL I JUST HAD A TIM GUNN/SANTINO PLOTBUNNY. This doesn't require Brillo to the eyeballs, this involves dunking my entire head into a bucket of lye.

HEE! Nick is just the cuddle bunny when it comes to the models, isn't he?

Okay, the dresses:

Daniel: I think Daniel's dress is so lovely, the way you can totally see the inspiration from the picture.

Chloe: I liked the dress itself, but I really wish she'd lay off the goddamn blue.

Kara: Shut UP, Kara. Your dress IS simple. Bah.

Andrae: My favorite. My absolute favorite. I just love the colors and the textures and I love what Andrae can do when he actually gets it right.

Nick: I agree with Michael Kors -- love the top, iffy on the bottom.

Zulema: For one thing, I loved that Tarah hated the dress. Heh. It makes me feel better, because the execution did suck.

Santino: Jay, THANK YOU. As soon as she walked out, I said out loud, "That's Austin's Grammy dress from last season!"

I love the fact that Daniel and Andrae are getting all of the compliments this round. My boys, my totally-fucking-except-not boys. :)

YAY for Daniel! :)

Um, hold up. Did Nick just kiss Daniel? Like, a lot? Sweet Jesus covered in caramel and doused in sprinkles, they're all trying to kill me, aren't they?

Bye, Zulema! Now you can make tacky crap at home by yourself!

Next week: Tim finally hears the Santino impression! And he's all giddy to hear it in that Tim Gunn kind of way! LOVE HIM PLUS ONE.

Comments

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Charlie has blown my 'ship to pieces. :(

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Honestly. I love Dom and I think the episode was written well enough, but ... *headdesk* That about sums up my reaction right there.

[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

Daniel/Andrae/Nick. That's all I'm saying.

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Daniel/Andrae/Nick. That's all I'm saying.

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[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

GAH! fjgdkgklsdg! What is it with lj and not letting me delete comments when I make stupid mistakes? Anyway, you know my opinion now. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

All three of them are TOTALLY FUCKING. I'll bet they keep sending Santino out to buy, like, cigarettes or liquor or big bags of notions and then when he comes back, they're sitting in different parts of the apartment whistling innocently and reading Vogue and the entire place smells like sex and talent.

[elessar.livejournal.com]

The sad part? I'm starting to buy into all those 'ships now! :O

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I said that about Santino's design the minute I saw the freaking fabric. ^_^

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Same here. Oh, with the Nick/Daniel kiss!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, you should totally see me watching this show. If Daniel and Andrae are standing in the same room and they do so much as casually glance in each other's direction, I get all excited and say out loud, "Omigodtheyresototallyhavingthesex." And now I've gotten Nick into this sordid affair. And it had better be a sordid affair, goddamn it, because the more sordid it is in my head, the more confused and upset Santino is that he's not involved and never will be.

I am not coming up with the fic where Santino knows somebody else in the apartment is having sex and can't figure out who it is and it turns out it's everybody and he wasn't invited to the orgy. I'm not. Honest. *may have fingers crosses behind my back*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I knew the fabric looked familiar -- pretty, but familiar -- and then she came out and it was like, "Ohhhhh, now I remember."

tv

[brynndiana.livejournal.com]

you watch good shows...

<3 Lost and VM.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I want Little Charlie's bunny slippers. A lot.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Hurley as Fat Jesus was the best hallucination ever.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I think it was the island that destroyed Charlie/Babymama. Not Charlie. I think the island wanted him to do the smack and when he didn't, it drove him fucko bazoo

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

That is a good theory.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

"Verily, I say unto thee: Dude!"