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Sep. 26th, 2003 12:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYou know what I think I'll do this weekend? I think I'll take over the world. Uh-huh.
*nods solemnly*
I figure some countries are probably going to require massive numbers of troops, lengthy battles, some forceful arguing, and quite possibly a very intense round of Twister or two. Meanwhile, I wouldn't be surprised if some countries can be captured en masse simply by buying the populace in toto a round of (insert your alcoholic drink of choice here).
Ten bucks says I can find a country on this planet by Sunday night that can be bought with Pez. Lots and lots of cherry-flavored Pez.
(I have it on good authority that Alaska was really picked up from Russia for a case of Bazooka Joe, while the Louisiana Purchase was a simple trade of a big-ass tract of land in the middle of North America for a year's supply of Twinkies.)
*nods solemnly*
I figure some countries are probably going to require massive numbers of troops, lengthy battles, some forceful arguing, and quite possibly a very intense round of Twister or two. Meanwhile, I wouldn't be surprised if some countries can be captured en masse simply by buying the populace in toto a round of (insert your alcoholic drink of choice here).
Ten bucks says I can find a country on this planet by Sunday night that can be bought with Pez. Lots and lots of cherry-flavored Pez.
(I have it on good authority that Alaska was really picked up from Russia for a case of Bazooka Joe, while the Louisiana Purchase was a simple trade of a big-ass tract of land in the middle of North America for a year's supply of Twinkies.)
