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Feb. 9th, 2006 07:31 amI skipped out on taping Lost last night, and I don't seem to give a damn. I swear I'm just gone on it this season.
Instead, I taped Project Runway. I can't even form a coherent thought, other than how funny it is that I don't seem to remember stopping on the side of the highway to smoke a hell of a lot of crack before coming home and watching the episode. Just ... the hell?! (And yet next week I will be back for more, because I am Tim Gunn's bitch beyond the telling of it.)
Meanwhile, I had another post-Nightmare plotbunny last night at work. Three words ...
Telekinesis training Wincest.
Because, REALLY.
No, hear me out. So Dean's all antsy, right? Because Sam the big psychic is making things move with his mind all of a sudden, and Dean's trying to wrap his brain around it, and he finally figures out a way to deal. See, he can handle weapons training -- he's used to that. Hell, they're both used to that. All they have to do is treat it like a weapon and train Sam's cute little butt to finesse the hell out of it. You know, start big and loud and work their way down until he can make really delicate things move, like ... say, feathers. And then Sam figures out how to "poke" Dean, or tap him on the shoulder without actually tapping him on the shoulder, and then he gets a little ... you know, carried away.
... I swear to God, I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Oh, wait, I lust after telekinetic guys. I forgot. ;)
EDIT: With the obvious exception of Max, because EWWW.
Instead, I taped Project Runway. I can't even form a coherent thought, other than how funny it is that I don't seem to remember stopping on the side of the highway to smoke a hell of a lot of crack before coming home and watching the episode. Just ... the hell?! (And yet next week I will be back for more, because I am Tim Gunn's bitch beyond the telling of it.)
Meanwhile, I had another post-Nightmare plotbunny last night at work. Three words ...
Telekinesis training Wincest.
Because, REALLY.
No, hear me out. So Dean's all antsy, right? Because Sam the big psychic is making things move with his mind all of a sudden, and Dean's trying to wrap his brain around it, and he finally figures out a way to deal. See, he can handle weapons training -- he's used to that. Hell, they're both used to that. All they have to do is treat it like a weapon and train Sam's cute little butt to finesse the hell out of it. You know, start big and loud and work their way down until he can make really delicate things move, like ... say, feathers. And then Sam figures out how to "poke" Dean, or tap him on the shoulder without actually tapping him on the shoulder, and then he gets a little ... you know, carried away.
... I swear to God, I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Oh, wait, I lust after telekinetic guys. I forgot. ;)
EDIT: With the obvious exception of Max, because EWWW.
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Date: 2006-02-09 02:14 pm (UTC)Re LOST: I'm in Australia, so S2 has only just started for us here, but from the general screeching on my FL, it sounds like last night's episode was the same quality as the best eps of S1 - lots of hot Sawyer, unexpected character development and MAJOR plot twists. There is hope!
(I'm downloading it now, a temptation I usually manage to avoid.)
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Date: 2006-02-09 02:35 pm (UTC)Seriously. Had the best moments since Rose & Bernard got back together.
Download, buy, order a horde of ninjas to get it. Just get it.
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Date: 2006-02-09 10:49 pm (UTC)You must. Must. Seriously, I'll bribe you with something if it'll work.
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Date: 2006-02-10 04:59 am (UTC)(the thought of them just makes me melt)