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[apocalypsos]

Holy crap! My cousin that I haven't seen in like four years just showed up at my front door! And he has Dobie Gillis' facial hair! (If Dobie Gillis had facial hair, which I can't remember if he did or he didn't right now. But all he needs is a pair of sunglasses and some bongos, is what I'm sayin'.)

I gave him my email address before he left so we could keep in contact, and when I realized I was giving him my LJ email, I said, "If you go to my LJ, don't read the fic."

Eh, he won't listen. So a message specifically for him when he does show up:

Justin, whatever you do, DON'T READ THE PORN. Trust me, everything else is fair game but you don't want to read the porn. Unless you do, in which case ... um, I don't really have a response for that that I can make with my jaw on the floor like that.

Comments

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

Dobie was the clean cut guy. If you're thinking of bongos and other hipster stuff, you might mean Maynard G Krebs

[shinga.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're a lot kinder than I am. I would've been like "Dude, read the porn. You'll like it. >:)"

[azurelunatic]

You're evil. I think I like you.