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Mar. 22nd, 2006 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYAY! We're making octopus! YUM.
Katey is so friggin' cute.
Heh. Stephen can't make anything without booze. Okay, it's wine, but booze makes him sound cooler.
I want to try every one of those dishes. I adore octopus.
Tiffani: That looks tasty.
Stephen: I love him. He can be smug all he wants, because it makes me giggle.
Lisa: Not bad.
Cynthia: Telling him about the trick might help her.
Dave: Spice and octopus? Oh, waaaaaant.
Harold: That looks delicious.
Lee Anne: Her stuff is usually excellent.
Brian: Sloppy, but it looks okay.
Candice: I don't trust a chef who says, "curreeeeeee" like that, correct or not.
Miguel: Mmmm.
And the winner is Tiffani, which is ... well, it's okay, I guess. Her cooking has been pretty good so far, although I'm not sure I like her.
A monkfish? EWWWWWW. And I like seafood, but EWWWWWW. And to kids? HEEE!
"I'd like to bring [Candice] up to my level, but that's not really possible." *snickers* I'd knock him for being smug, but he's so right. I can't stand that woman.
*dies laughing* I love that Stephen behaves like he never actually was a child. Awesome.
Miguel's monkeydog idea isn't half bad.
Cynthia, GO HOME.
That's it, Cynthia, go home. Now is not the time to be on a reality show.
Aw, man. Candice was crying because of this and not because of Stephen. Damn.
Cut shapes? Jesus, Candice. I mean, I don't agree with Stephen about the cookie cutters not being for kids, but Candice is an idiot. Look at her reaction when he whipped out the word "mediocrity".
"How dare Stephen try to downsize me." Oh, Candice, you're so freaking moronic.
I swear to God, I give Stephen way too much slack. Those of you who hate him, trust me, I totally get it.
"Oh, please, not Ken!" *giggles*
Andrea's back? Damn. I mean, somebody had to come back, and between Ken and her, I'd choose her, but still.
I like the idea of Lisa in charge of that team, but only in this challenge.
It's not about necessary, Tiffani, it's about fun and childish.
If Stephen and Miguel team up, they could rule the world, I bet. And if I found either one of them the least bit attractive, they'd be the two I'd be slashing. But I don't, because EWWW. Not a chance.
Oh, come on. I could not have been the only kid on the planet who loved fish.
HEEEEE! Oh, they're just trying to scare the kids now.
BWAHAHA! And Stephen talking to the kids is the Most Embarrassing Stephen Moment of the episode. :)
"Someone's getting sent home because of these fucking shenanigans." Uh, guys, kids are fun. Kids like this shit. Have any of these people even been NEAR children before?
See? Kids like it when you interact with them instead of hanging back with your arms crossed and staring at them.
YAY! Chef Tom's going to call them on it, too. Good.
Oh, Tiffani, shut it. This was a challenge about selling to a customer and listening to their demands, not playing up to the palette of a ten-year-old. And good for Tom for calling Tiffani's attitude lousy.
You know, I find it more annoying that Tiffani thinks a ten-year-old is beneath her than I do when it comes to Stephen thinking Candice is beneath him. At least Candice can fight back, as stupid as she is, and treating a bunch of little kids like they're just not sophisticated enough for HER food is ridiculous.
I really wish Tiffani didn't have immunity. After her behavior tonight, I want her gone.
Awww. I liked Brian. And, amen. You're a good guy, Brian. No insulting, no fighting, no nothing.
Next week: Lots of chefs screw up, and Chef Tom lays on a presumably well-earned smackdown. I say "presumably" because ... well, I've been watching these people for three weeks, that's why.
Katey is so friggin' cute.
Heh. Stephen can't make anything without booze. Okay, it's wine, but booze makes him sound cooler.
I want to try every one of those dishes. I adore octopus.
Tiffani: That looks tasty.
Stephen: I love him. He can be smug all he wants, because it makes me giggle.
Lisa: Not bad.
Cynthia: Telling him about the trick might help her.
Dave: Spice and octopus? Oh, waaaaaant.
Harold: That looks delicious.
Lee Anne: Her stuff is usually excellent.
Brian: Sloppy, but it looks okay.
Candice: I don't trust a chef who says, "curreeeeeee" like that, correct or not.
Miguel: Mmmm.
And the winner is Tiffani, which is ... well, it's okay, I guess. Her cooking has been pretty good so far, although I'm not sure I like her.
A monkfish? EWWWWWW. And I like seafood, but EWWWWWW. And to kids? HEEE!
"I'd like to bring [Candice] up to my level, but that's not really possible." *snickers* I'd knock him for being smug, but he's so right. I can't stand that woman.
*dies laughing* I love that Stephen behaves like he never actually was a child. Awesome.
Miguel's monkeydog idea isn't half bad.
Cynthia, GO HOME.
That's it, Cynthia, go home. Now is not the time to be on a reality show.
Aw, man. Candice was crying because of this and not because of Stephen. Damn.
Cut shapes? Jesus, Candice. I mean, I don't agree with Stephen about the cookie cutters not being for kids, but Candice is an idiot. Look at her reaction when he whipped out the word "mediocrity".
"How dare Stephen try to downsize me." Oh, Candice, you're so freaking moronic.
I swear to God, I give Stephen way too much slack. Those of you who hate him, trust me, I totally get it.
"Oh, please, not Ken!" *giggles*
Andrea's back? Damn. I mean, somebody had to come back, and between Ken and her, I'd choose her, but still.
I like the idea of Lisa in charge of that team, but only in this challenge.
It's not about necessary, Tiffani, it's about fun and childish.
If Stephen and Miguel team up, they could rule the world, I bet. And if I found either one of them the least bit attractive, they'd be the two I'd be slashing. But I don't, because EWWW. Not a chance.
Oh, come on. I could not have been the only kid on the planet who loved fish.
HEEEEE! Oh, they're just trying to scare the kids now.
BWAHAHA! And Stephen talking to the kids is the Most Embarrassing Stephen Moment of the episode. :)
"Someone's getting sent home because of these fucking shenanigans." Uh, guys, kids are fun. Kids like this shit. Have any of these people even been NEAR children before?
See? Kids like it when you interact with them instead of hanging back with your arms crossed and staring at them.
YAY! Chef Tom's going to call them on it, too. Good.
Oh, Tiffani, shut it. This was a challenge about selling to a customer and listening to their demands, not playing up to the palette of a ten-year-old. And good for Tom for calling Tiffani's attitude lousy.
You know, I find it more annoying that Tiffani thinks a ten-year-old is beneath her than I do when it comes to Stephen thinking Candice is beneath him. At least Candice can fight back, as stupid as she is, and treating a bunch of little kids like they're just not sophisticated enough for HER food is ridiculous.
I really wish Tiffani didn't have immunity. After her behavior tonight, I want her gone.
Awww. I liked Brian. And, amen. You're a good guy, Brian. No insulting, no fighting, no nothing.
Next week: Lots of chefs screw up, and Chef Tom lays on a presumably well-earned smackdown. I say "presumably" because ... well, I've been watching these people for three weeks, that's why.
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Date: 2006-03-23 07:25 am (UTC)In other words, I concur.
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Date: 2006-03-23 07:29 am (UTC)Tiffani and her overgelled curls can get bent. And Chef Tom's getting cooler with every passing episode. He's not at Tim Gunn or Phil Keoghan levels yet, but the show's young yet.