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Apr. 19th, 2006 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI don't know who drove me more nuts this episode, Stephen or Tiffani. Then again, Stephen and his stupidity amuses me, while Tiffani just needs a bitchslap.
Dave - Yay for Dave! I love Dave, I do. He's my underdog right now. I mean, I'm not even sure he's the best chef or even one of the best chef, but he's incredibly sociable and sparks in a crowd, and that was what worked for him tonight. I know he gets overemotional and stuff, but I think my love of Andrae last season on PR shows I'm willing to forgive the occasional crying jag.
Harold - See, I would love to try Harold's food and I respect the way he steps back from confrontation the way he does. He really is not trying to start an argument and he's a straight-shooter. Honestly, has anybody in the house started any shit with him at all this season? Nothing substantial, unlike Tiffani and everybody she runs into. I'm still a little iffy about that, though, because I can't figure out if that's the way he normally is or whether he's playing it up for the judges.
Tiffani - Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. Seriously, not only can she not shut up for more than five fucking seconds, but she pretty much dug her own grave right in front of the goddamn judges. Tiffani, if someone is complaining to the judges that you don't let him get a word in edgewise, LET HIM GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE WHEN YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THEM. You're proving his point and you might as well have been on the phone with the travel agent buying Dave's ticket to France at that point. I really don't care how great your food is. Bite me, asshat.
Lee Anne - Oh, I felt for her when she ended up with Stephen and Miguel. Miguel's been on a downward spiral the past few episodes and Stephen's a dope. Now there is a woman who definitely needed a big old bottle of Stephen's wine when that challenge was done.
Stephen - Stephen, you amuse me in your vast stupidity and arrogance, but honestly, shut your cakehole. No one wants a lecture with dinner. No one wants a lecture EVER. I can't believe you sat there at the judges' table and honestly complained that you didn't get enough time to give the guests a geography lesson. God, you're an idiot. An idiot that makes me laugh, but a moron nonetheless.
Miguel - Aw, Miguel. You just fell right the hell apart there towards the end, didn't you? Ah, well, at least you won the Junk Food challenge.
Next week: Stephen and Tiffani both get into trouble, and I enjoy every fucking minute of it. *flails in preparation*
EDIT: Okay, see, know why I don't go to the TWoP forum for Top Chef? The fact that they're all complaining about Dave's cursing being unprofessional when EVERY contestant has cursed on camera and/or in front of the judges is just a prime example.
Dave - Yay for Dave! I love Dave, I do. He's my underdog right now. I mean, I'm not even sure he's the best chef or even one of the best chef, but he's incredibly sociable and sparks in a crowd, and that was what worked for him tonight. I know he gets overemotional and stuff, but I think my love of Andrae last season on PR shows I'm willing to forgive the occasional crying jag.
Harold - See, I would love to try Harold's food and I respect the way he steps back from confrontation the way he does. He really is not trying to start an argument and he's a straight-shooter. Honestly, has anybody in the house started any shit with him at all this season? Nothing substantial, unlike Tiffani and everybody she runs into. I'm still a little iffy about that, though, because I can't figure out if that's the way he normally is or whether he's playing it up for the judges.
Tiffani - Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. Seriously, not only can she not shut up for more than five fucking seconds, but she pretty much dug her own grave right in front of the goddamn judges. Tiffani, if someone is complaining to the judges that you don't let him get a word in edgewise, LET HIM GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE WHEN YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THEM. You're proving his point and you might as well have been on the phone with the travel agent buying Dave's ticket to France at that point. I really don't care how great your food is. Bite me, asshat.
Lee Anne - Oh, I felt for her when she ended up with Stephen and Miguel. Miguel's been on a downward spiral the past few episodes and Stephen's a dope. Now there is a woman who definitely needed a big old bottle of Stephen's wine when that challenge was done.
Stephen - Stephen, you amuse me in your vast stupidity and arrogance, but honestly, shut your cakehole. No one wants a lecture with dinner. No one wants a lecture EVER. I can't believe you sat there at the judges' table and honestly complained that you didn't get enough time to give the guests a geography lesson. God, you're an idiot. An idiot that makes me laugh, but a moron nonetheless.
Miguel - Aw, Miguel. You just fell right the hell apart there towards the end, didn't you? Ah, well, at least you won the Junk Food challenge.
Next week: Stephen and Tiffani both get into trouble, and I enjoy every fucking minute of it. *flails in preparation*
EDIT: Okay, see, know why I don't go to the TWoP forum for Top Chef? The fact that they're all complaining about Dave's cursing being unprofessional when EVERY contestant has cursed on camera and/or in front of the judges is just a prime example.
