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May. 5th, 2006 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI am drunk and being taunted through email.
SEND HELP. OR WINCHESTERS.
Which would be help technically, but that's not the kind of help I want them for.
(For some perspective of how wasted I am, I just made two empty Smirnoff bottles fall off my computer desk by doing absolutely nothing. Now, that's talent.)
P.S. I find myself horribly amused I can still type like normal even while drunk.
EDIT: Why do I insist on continuing to get out of my chair? *gets up, falls to the floor, and dies giggling* (And yes, that's exactly what I'm like drunk. Horny, too.)
OTHER EDIT: So if I finish the whole six pack of Smirnoff tonight, what prize do I win? I mean, other than my stomach turning inside out?
SEND HELP. OR WINCHESTERS.
Which would be help technically, but that's not the kind of help I want them for.
(For some perspective of how wasted I am, I just made two empty Smirnoff bottles fall off my computer desk by doing absolutely nothing. Now, that's talent.)
P.S. I find myself horribly amused I can still type like normal even while drunk.
EDIT: Why do I insist on continuing to get out of my chair? *gets up, falls to the floor, and dies giggling* (And yes, that's exactly what I'm like drunk. Horny, too.)
OTHER EDIT: So if I finish the whole six pack of Smirnoff tonight, what prize do I win? I mean, other than my stomach turning inside out?
