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[apocalypsos]

I am drunk and being taunted through email.

SEND HELP. OR WINCHESTERS.

Which would be help technically, but that's not the kind of help I want them for.

(For some perspective of how wasted I am, I just made two empty Smirnoff bottles fall off my computer desk by doing absolutely nothing. Now, that's talent.)

P.S. I find myself horribly amused I can still type like normal even while drunk.

EDIT: Why do I insist on continuing to get out of my chair? *gets up, falls to the floor, and dies giggling* (And yes, that's exactly what I'm like drunk. Horny, too.)

OTHER EDIT: So if I finish the whole six pack of Smirnoff tonight, what prize do I win? I mean, other than my stomach turning inside out?

Comments

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

It is the kind of day that knocks stuff over. I wasn't even in the HOUSE and my stuff went all over the floor. While my cat IS fairly active-he's just not strong enough to have nudged that pile.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

It's not taunting. It's google-fu.

heeeeee.

also, you are not the only one committing posting-while-drunk.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, google-fu. Says you, the evil one. ;P

*opens another bottle*

And that is soooooo true. Oh, yes.

*toasts everybody*

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

*cracks open beer* Dude, my lights are all flickering... Creeeeepy...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm on my fifth Smirnoff. And, uh, none of the lights are on in my house. Which they never are, because I'm a cave-dweller, but STILL.

Okay, now the bad typing begins ...

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

See, I have an arranged late start to work tomorrow, so technically I could stay up and still make it, but there are also more beers in the fridge and a real temptation to totally call in sick and not go anywhere because omg *flail*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't go back to work until Sunday night. And I don't get hangovers. And that episode fucked me up somthing fierce. :)

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

I don't get hangovers, either, but alcohol makes me sleepy, so if I drink the rest of that beer, it'll make me *really sleepy. OTOH, there are still three hours of download time left, so I could sleep anyway... *flails*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, the sleepy thing is what I get, too. And the great thing is that I have to take out the garbage before I go to sleep and I can barely stand up right now. So this should be loads of fun.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Heee! Just be careful not to fall and hurt yourself.

Uh oh, I'm starting to have trouble typing...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Starting? I've been having trouble for an hour now. You should see how I'm typing in chat right now.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

You've had more to drink. I'm on beer #3, but I haven't eaten that much today, so that's contributing.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

This is true.

You know, my brother can hold his liquor better, but I don't get hungover and when I get drunk, I just get giddy and silly. I'm starting to think that's loads better.

[rynia.livejournal.com]

I really, really can't wait until I am old enough to purchase my own alcohol, thus ensuring that the effects my drunken state of the time will only appear on the Internets.

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

You win cirrhosis of the liver. How big are these bottles? We're presumably not talking about an actual, you know, bottle, they're shots or something?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's 12-ounce bottles of Smirnoff Grape. It's malts, though, but ... uh, yeah. Definitely drunk. (This may or may not be worse than my brother's graduation party when I pretty much had every Jello shot in sight.)

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

I've cracked open the vodka shots and the last of the bourbon & ginger ale.

*holds your hair out of the way*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't get hangovers and have yet to ever throw up from drinking.

Although I can tell you right now that I will be getting out of this chair again only for bathroom breaks, because did you know the world's spinning?

Uh, I still have one bottle left, and it's in the kitchen. Damn it.

[prodigal7512.livejournal.com]

You do realize saying things like "I have yet to ever throw up from drinking" is just tempting the alcohol gods right? :P

And I'd love to join you in the drinking-ness, but it's a little late in the evening for me to start. However I will send my Pirate Ninjas to help. Considering they fight with themselves constantly, they might not get there until early next week. Is that good?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You don't have to tell me twice. My stomach is not happy right now.

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

Good for you! I too seem to have the luck of the hangovers, and have only experienced one once, after a serious amount of alcohol.

Uh, I still have one bottle left, and it's in the kitchen. Damn it.

Yeah, that's what's holding me up now, too. Also, I'm out of mixers. *stares mournfully into the glass*

one Winchester, as requested

[filmbuff.livejournal.com]

Re: one Winchester, as requested

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

Hi, roomie.

Just wanted to let you know I was friending you, since AIM hates me. ;)

Enjoy the vodka hangover. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Friend away. *pounces on you* :)

Oh, Saturday at the con's just going to be loads of fun, isn't it? *giggles, tries not to fall flat on face*

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

I know... I'm all a flutter. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*pounces*

*hopefully won't get this wasted at the con ... I think*

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

but... isn't that kinda the point? I'm not a big partyer, I'll look out for you.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

This is true. *nod solemnly*

The good thing is that I weigh nothing, so I'll be easy to haul back to the hotel. And all I do when I get drunk is talk a lot and giggle constantly. I've been giggling for the last hour straight, to be honest. :)

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

I haven't actually gotten sloshed in the... 6 months I've been legal to get sloshed, so I don't know what kind of a drunk I am. I wouldn't think I'd get obnoxious, probably would be a giggler. I'm giggly.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm usually more responsible about the whole drinking thing, but tonight I let myself slide because I don't have to go anywhere until tomorrow. Wheeeeeee.

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

Good times, yo. ;)

You revel in your Smirnoff, I'll gladly chug my Mountain Dew Baja Blast. It's almost the same. :)

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

The prize of alcohol poisoning and visits to the porcelain altar? I myself won that prize just last weekend... : )

(Although, yeah, I soooooo know what you mean about the horny ... *siiiiigh* )

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I do not even know why I drank after watching last night's episode (now sponsored by Our Lady of the Perpetual Hotness) when I knew damn well how horny drinking would get me. Jesus, it was like I was torturing myself.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Well, did you at least avoid the throwing up part?

*totally sympathizes with you* Wait, you started the drinking after last night's ep? What was that, kind of like a premature Irish wake? ; )

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I don't throw up when I get drunk. I was a little questionable this morning, but it was just dehydration and nothing a glass of water couldn't solve.

And I so started in before the episode, but by the end of it I'd only had the two Smirnoffs. It was the four I had after the episode that probably weren't the brightest idea in the world.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I don't throw up when I get drunk.

I didn't used to think I did either. Then there was this drinking contest last Saturday against azuremonkey... : )

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, okay, so far I haven't thrown up because of drinking. Which means I beat my brother when it comes to at least one aspect of drinking. :)

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

OMG. You are *so cute*!!! ♥