The drugs to combat writer's block make you spontaneously eject your spleen. No, really.

[apocalypsos]

*tilts head to the side*

*whacks ear with heel of hand until fic falls out*

... boy, it'd be nice if that really worked, wouldn't it?

Comments

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

It would be very nice. Let me know if you find success. *g*

So, what eating at your brain?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

About five SPN bunnies. What else is new? ;)

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

ahh, *enables* I found you a bit after you had left the whedonverse fandom, but you made me laugh, so I friended. Your SPN fic, well I knew you could write, but darling, YOU write well. Really well. *squishes you and hopes your fic pours out*

[dreamiflame.livejournal.com]

Hey, that would be awesome.

[mellaithwen]

*whacks head*

*has been trying this for 10 minutes and it ain't working*

*saddened*

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting to install a cat10 jack in the back of my head, it'd help with all those vid bunnies, too.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. *is still frantically rummaging through closets looking for her muse*

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

It would be nice. Sigh.

*is completely uninspired*

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Word to your icon.

[aillychan.livejournal.com]

Man. That method of writing is right up there with "putting a book on my head and taking a nap allows me to study via osmosis!" for nifty yet rare superpowers.

*sends happy thoughts and bunnyfood*

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Oh, the years and years of grief that would have saved me in higher education... how I prayed for that power!

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

...especially if it didn't have to be My head ;)

[astraynotion.livejournal.com]

Spleens are overrated, and totally an optional accessory, a bit like mace, or pizza vouchers. Plus, once you get rid of it, you'll never have to worry about it again, and then you can take all the drugs you want :D

Well, the writer's block ones.

Anyway, this fic production method...

*tilts head*
*whacks with heel of hand*

1) ear wax
2) a piece of free-trade legislation
3) a small portion of BRANES
4) subsequent zombie swarm obviates need for fic, replaced by far more urgent need for zombie contingency plan.