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May. 19th, 2006 07:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOkay, so, yeah. That cracked idea I had last night.
I have a horrible sweet tooth that kicks in every once in a while and I end up buying a whole bunch of sugary crap that's very, very bad for me. I currently have a bag of Bottlecaps, Gobstoppers, caramel Nips, and Swedish fish. YAY. :)
Anyway, sometimes I'll pick up gummie bears, and I can't remember which article it was or if it's just fanon, but I could have sworn Jensen said something about liking gummie bears. So now, every time I eat gummie bears, I think of Jensen. And when I think of Jensen, I think of Jared, and when I think of Jared and Jensen, I think of porn. It's a vicious circle, that.
That's why I bring this to you. Fear my brain.
The World of Supernatural RPS, as performed by gummie bears
Once upon a time, there were two gummie bears named Jared and Jensen.
It turns out that the two gummie bears were very attracted to one another and liked to make out ...
... and do a series of very naughty things together.
Jared and Jensen had two friends named Mike and Tom who were always having sex even when they weren't.
Sometimes Mike and Tom would blow each other in front of Jared and Jensen, which would turn everyone on and then there would be porn.
Jared had an awesome girlfriend named Sandy, which made Jensen sad ...
... until they solved the problem with sex.
Jared also had a very smarmy friend named Mayhem, pictured here with all of the gummie bears he's currently engaged to.
Sometimes Jared and Mayhem would totally have the buttsex, which would make Jensen sad.
So Jensen suggested they have a big hot orgy with their friend Jeff, who wasn't getting nearly as much sex as he deserved.
And then they all had the candy-sweet monkey sex. The end.
I may have a problem with my brain being broken. Heh.
I have a horrible sweet tooth that kicks in every once in a while and I end up buying a whole bunch of sugary crap that's very, very bad for me. I currently have a bag of Bottlecaps, Gobstoppers, caramel Nips, and Swedish fish. YAY. :)
Anyway, sometimes I'll pick up gummie bears, and I can't remember which article it was or if it's just fanon, but I could have sworn Jensen said something about liking gummie bears. So now, every time I eat gummie bears, I think of Jensen. And when I think of Jensen, I think of Jared, and when I think of Jared and Jensen, I think of porn. It's a vicious circle, that.
That's why I bring this to you. Fear my brain.
Once upon a time, there were two gummie bears named Jared and Jensen.
It turns out that the two gummie bears were very attracted to one another and liked to make out ...
... and do a series of very naughty things together.
Jared and Jensen had two friends named Mike and Tom who were always having sex even when they weren't.
Sometimes Mike and Tom would blow each other in front of Jared and Jensen, which would turn everyone on and then there would be porn.
Jared had an awesome girlfriend named Sandy, which made Jensen sad ...
... until they solved the problem with sex.
Jared also had a very smarmy friend named Mayhem, pictured here with all of the gummie bears he's currently engaged to.
Sometimes Jared and Mayhem would totally have the buttsex, which would make Jensen sad.
So Jensen suggested they have a big hot orgy with their friend Jeff, who wasn't getting nearly as much sex as he deserved.
And then they all had the candy-sweet monkey sex. The end.
I may have a problem with my brain being broken. Heh.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:03 am (UTC)*sends help*
...I would have had this idea and gotten out my camera and moved everything around just to do it and then...eaten Jensen. Yummy.
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Date: 2006-05-20 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 12:05 am (UTC)Just...NO WORDS. LOOK AT ALL THE SKANKY GUMMIES!!!
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:06 am (UTC)Jared also had a very smarmy friend named Mayhem, pictured here with all of the gummie bears he's currently engaged to.
Christ. Use brain BEFORE keyboard.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 12:07 am (UTC)You could make icons out of those, you know. I'm just saying.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:08 am (UTC)WHAT ABOUT CHRIS?!?!?!? Cause Jensen is TOTALLY fucking him while Jared is doing Mayhem.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:19 am (UTC)And, no, not fanon. It was in an interview. The word "gummytummy" was used, even!!
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Date: 2006-05-20 05:07 am (UTC)*giggles* Heh. What a dork. :)
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:19 am (UTC)The whole post is awesome, but that is the line that made me sporfle.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:20 am (UTC)Gummie sex! MY EYES! *teeheehee*
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:22 am (UTC)You're refering to Jensen talking about gummy tummy, aren't you? *g*
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 12:44 am (UTC)And the fact that my brain decided to say to me 'but surely she'd wash them first?'
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Date: 2006-05-20 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 12:46 am (UTC)2. The part about Sandy had me laughing so hard that my husband came over to see what I was looking at. He says he is now scarred for life.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:59 am (UTC)So much ♥! (and gunnifucking)
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Date: 2006-05-20 02:11 am (UTC)Oh dear, I don't think I'll stop laughing for days.
:D:D:D
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Date: 2006-05-20 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 02:20 am (UTC)I'm going to go ahead and friend you, if that's ok. I've seen your name around fandom, and missing hilarity like this would be TRAGIC.
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Date: 2006-05-20 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-20 02:50 am (UTC)And he and another girl named Jenny were eating gummy bears, as you do. And then I dont know WHO started it but suddenly the gummy bears were having an orgy.
I think at one point someone made sound effects, even.
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Date: 2006-05-20 03:18 am (UTC)