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apocalypsosOkay, so, yeah. That cracked idea I had last night.
I have a horrible sweet tooth that kicks in every once in a while and I end up buying a whole bunch of sugary crap that's very, very bad for me. I currently have a bag of Bottlecaps, Gobstoppers, caramel Nips, and Swedish fish. YAY. :)
Anyway, sometimes I'll pick up gummie bears, and I can't remember which article it was or if it's just fanon, but I could have sworn Jensen said something about liking gummie bears. So now, every time I eat gummie bears, I think of Jensen. And when I think of Jensen, I think of Jared, and when I think of Jared and Jensen, I think of porn. It's a vicious circle, that.
That's why I bring this to you. Fear my brain.
The World of Supernatural RPS, as performed by gummie bears
Once upon a time, there were two gummie bears named Jared and Jensen.
It turns out that the two gummie bears were very attracted to one another and liked to make out ...
... and do a series of very naughty things together.
Jared and Jensen had two friends named Mike and Tom who were always having sex even when they weren't.
Sometimes Mike and Tom would blow each other in front of Jared and Jensen, which would turn everyone on and then there would be porn.
Jared had an awesome girlfriend named Sandy, which made Jensen sad ...
... until they solved the problem with sex.
Jared also had a very smarmy friend named Mayhem, pictured here with all of the gummie bears he's currently engaged to.
Sometimes Jared and Mayhem would totally have the buttsex, which would make Jensen sad.
So Jensen suggested they have a big hot orgy with their friend Jeff, who wasn't getting nearly as much sex as he deserved.
And then they all had the candy-sweet monkey sex. The end.
I may have a problem with my brain being broken. Heh.
I have a horrible sweet tooth that kicks in every once in a while and I end up buying a whole bunch of sugary crap that's very, very bad for me. I currently have a bag of Bottlecaps, Gobstoppers, caramel Nips, and Swedish fish. YAY. :)
Anyway, sometimes I'll pick up gummie bears, and I can't remember which article it was or if it's just fanon, but I could have sworn Jensen said something about liking gummie bears. So now, every time I eat gummie bears, I think of Jensen. And when I think of Jensen, I think of Jared, and when I think of Jared and Jensen, I think of porn. It's a vicious circle, that.
That's why I bring this to you. Fear my brain.
Once upon a time, there were two gummie bears named Jared and Jensen.
It turns out that the two gummie bears were very attracted to one another and liked to make out ...
... and do a series of very naughty things together.
Jared and Jensen had two friends named Mike and Tom who were always having sex even when they weren't.
Sometimes Mike and Tom would blow each other in front of Jared and Jensen, which would turn everyone on and then there would be porn.
Jared had an awesome girlfriend named Sandy, which made Jensen sad ...
... until they solved the problem with sex.
Jared also had a very smarmy friend named Mayhem, pictured here with all of the gummie bears he's currently engaged to.
Sometimes Jared and Mayhem would totally have the buttsex, which would make Jensen sad.
So Jensen suggested they have a big hot orgy with their friend Jeff, who wasn't getting nearly as much sex as he deserved.
And then they all had the candy-sweet monkey sex. The end.
I may have a problem with my brain being broken. Heh.
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Date: 2006-05-20 01:37 am (UTC)