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[apocalypsos]

I said I was sick, to which my uncle asked me if I were pregnant, to which my mother said it would be cool if I was.

"Cool." Her word, not mine.

*points at icon*

Not that I don't want to be pregnant, because I'd really, really like to be, but come on. Getting there's half the fun, and that's the part of the fun I'm NOT HAVING. *sigh*

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Seriously. They might want to wait until I actually, you know, get a guy before asking that, because now I'm just all bitter I'm not getting laid.

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

Maybe they think you're getting all sorts of nookie in car back seats all over town.