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Jun. 4th, 2006 01:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My short assessment of my trip to Hersheypark:
It would have been a hell of a lot more fun if some dumbass hadn't hit a pole with his car and knocked out the power to most of the good roller coasters. But I have hot chocolate mix made from white chocolate, so it all works out in the end.
Also, to the twelve-year-old with the bad bleach job ... out of all of the T-shirts in your closet you could have worn to an amusement park, the one with "ABORTION IS HOMICIDE" written on it was the least disturbing one you could have picked? Gee, I'd hate to see the others.
Also again, to the annoying preteens who got on the roller coasters before their friends still in line ... screaming, "Oh, my GOD, it's SOOOO scary, don't go on it," only really makes an impact in regards to roller coasters if you ride around the first turn in the track only to have Morlocks shave your head and eat your firstborn. In other words, shut it.
Also again again, about a sign in the one building that said "Chocolate and Confections":
Bryan: "I thought that said 'Chocolate and Confessions' and my mind went to a bad place."
Well, whose wouldn't?
It would have been a hell of a lot more fun if some dumbass hadn't hit a pole with his car and knocked out the power to most of the good roller coasters. But I have hot chocolate mix made from white chocolate, so it all works out in the end.
Also, to the twelve-year-old with the bad bleach job ... out of all of the T-shirts in your closet you could have worn to an amusement park, the one with "ABORTION IS HOMICIDE" written on it was the least disturbing one you could have picked? Gee, I'd hate to see the others.
Also again, to the annoying preteens who got on the roller coasters before their friends still in line ... screaming, "Oh, my GOD, it's SOOOO scary, don't go on it," only really makes an impact in regards to roller coasters if you ride around the first turn in the track only to have Morlocks shave your head and eat your firstborn. In other words, shut it.
Also again again, about a sign in the one building that said "Chocolate and Confections":
Bryan: "I thought that said 'Chocolate and Confessions' and my mind went to a bad place."
Well, whose wouldn't?
Morlocks.
Date: 2006-06-04 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-04 05:44 am (UTC)Well, whose wouldn't?
*g* Ya'll are *so* related it's crazy.
*covets your white hot chocolate mix*
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Date: 2006-06-04 04:07 pm (UTC)They actually send you that shirt the first time you pay your taxes around here.
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Date: 2006-06-05 02:19 am (UTC)