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[apocalypsos]

You know, I was kind of hoping that the whole Schwarzenegger-as-governor thing was some insane half-unconscious delusion at five in the morning, but I was wrong, I guess.

Uh, he doesn't really think he won because he's a good politician and the best candidate, does he? Does he?!

You realize, though, that if you go back and see who voted for him, you'll find that every single one of them has a script they wrote that they'd like him to produce. And just for the record, I'm sick of trying to remember how to spell Schwarzenegger. I think that from now on, I shall call him Sneeze, because that's what his name sounds like when you take a deep breath and say it really, really fast.

Oh, and congratulations go out to Satan. Somewhere between the Cubs making the playoffs and the new governor of California, now he can start that professional hockey league he's always wanted.

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[karenbear.livejournal.com]

I'm sick of trying to remember how to spell Schwarzenegger. I think that from now on, I shall call him Sneeze, because that's what his name sounds like

My sister and I call him Squashyknickers because it's funnier. ;-)

[meinterrupted]

Oh, and congratulations go out to Satan. Somewhere between the Cubs making the playoffs and the new governor of California, now he can start that professional hockey league he's always wanted.

My friend, a Cubs fan, says she saw him buying a winter coat at Sears the other day. ^_^ I personally think he's being a little hasty--after all, the Fighting Illini have yet to win more than one game this season. Then it will officially be winter in Hell.

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

Satan thanks you for your notice. He's in my head right now, dancing on my eyeballs.

don't worry, this is the Cubs we are talking about. The apocalypse is not yet night, so your car will not be unmanned when the Rapture strikes.

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

NIGH. NIGH.

Thanks a whole fucking lot for scrapping my spelling skills too, Satan.

[herewiss13.livejournal.com]

I'm sick of trying to remember how to spell Schwarzenegger. I think that from now on, I shall call him Sneeze, because that's what his name sounds like

California's a casual state. Just call him Ah-nuld.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Somewhere between the Cubs making the playoffs and the new governor of California, now he can start that professional hockey league he's always wanted.

Funny you should say that, on opening night of the NHL season. And, if the league's labor agreement falls through at the end of the season, he'll have all those quality players to recruit into his league...

[purple-smurf.livejournal.com]

The Californian election was the sole story on the front page of our national newspapers here.

In Australia.

Because it means so much to us here.