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[apocalypsos]

You know, I was kind of hoping that the whole Schwarzenegger-as-governor thing was some insane half-unconscious delusion at five in the morning, but I was wrong, I guess.

Uh, he doesn't really think he won because he's a good politician and the best candidate, does he? Does he?!

You realize, though, that if you go back and see who voted for him, you'll find that every single one of them has a script they wrote that they'd like him to produce. And just for the record, I'm sick of trying to remember how to spell Schwarzenegger. I think that from now on, I shall call him Sneeze, because that's what his name sounds like when you take a deep breath and say it really, really fast.

Oh, and congratulations go out to Satan. Somewhere between the Cubs making the playoffs and the new governor of California, now he can start that professional hockey league he's always wanted.

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[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

Satan thanks you for your notice. He's in my head right now, dancing on my eyeballs.

don't worry, this is the Cubs we are talking about. The apocalypse is not yet night, so your car will not be unmanned when the Rapture strikes.

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

NIGH. NIGH.

Thanks a whole fucking lot for scrapping my spelling skills too, Satan.