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Jun. 14th, 2006 11:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI'm going to the Philly Zoo with my mother tomorrow. See that icon? That's exactly what she's going to do all day long.
As for today, I told her I'd take her kitten to the vet for a shot. She's trying to argue that I should take the kitten to the vets, which is a half-hour ride into the middle of nowhere, on my lap because when he's in the cage, he bangs his face against the cage until his nose bleeds. Wow, that's ... uh, attractive.
This should be a fun ride, just like the time I took her one cat whose reaction to a car ride was to eject fluids from every orifice and yowl at the top of his lungs. And then I got pulled over for speeding. But you know why I'm awesome? I'm awesome because when the cop saw him frothing at the mouth in the backseat and asked what was wrong with him, instead of saying he was just going to the vet's for a couple of shots, I let myself freak out and said he ate something bad and I was rushing him to the vet. Heh. That's one way to get out of a ticket. :)
As for today, I told her I'd take her kitten to the vet for a shot. She's trying to argue that I should take the kitten to the vets, which is a half-hour ride into the middle of nowhere, on my lap because when he's in the cage, he bangs his face against the cage until his nose bleeds. Wow, that's ... uh, attractive.
This should be a fun ride, just like the time I took her one cat whose reaction to a car ride was to eject fluids from every orifice and yowl at the top of his lungs. And then I got pulled over for speeding. But you know why I'm awesome? I'm awesome because when the cop saw him frothing at the mouth in the backseat and asked what was wrong with him, instead of saying he was just going to the vet's for a couple of shots, I let myself freak out and said he ate something bad and I was rushing him to the vet. Heh. That's one way to get out of a ticket. :)
