Merry Christmas-and-a-half!

[apocalypsos]

Dear Santa,

I think that after the week I've had, I deserve a present. And, well, in six days it'll be halfway between one Christmas and the next. Therefore, Christmas-and-a-half.

I'd like half of everything on this list:

-- Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. (No fair being an ass and just giving me the bottom halves. Top halves, either. Pick one, fucker.)
-- A grilled cheese sandwich. (Hell, I only eat half of everything anyway.)
-- Two laptops.
-- Two metric craploads of fic.
-- Two new cars.
-- Two pet otters.

For the record, I haven't been good at ALL, which is totally the point of getting stuff for Christmas-and-a-half. I may have punched a nun, but you can't prove a thing.

EXCEPT YOU TOTALLY CAN. THERE ARE PICTURES. ALSO, I MAY HAVE MADE A DIORAMA.

EDIT: I wonder what it says about me that I'm known at work as either the one who's always got a pen you can borrow or the one to ask if you're not sure how to spell a word.