Merry Christmas-and-a-half!

[apocalypsos]

Dear Santa,

I think that after the week I've had, I deserve a present. And, well, in six days it'll be halfway between one Christmas and the next. Therefore, Christmas-and-a-half.

I'd like half of everything on this list:

-- Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. (No fair being an ass and just giving me the bottom halves. Top halves, either. Pick one, fucker.)
-- A grilled cheese sandwich. (Hell, I only eat half of everything anyway.)
-- Two laptops.
-- Two metric craploads of fic.
-- Two new cars.
-- Two pet otters.

For the record, I haven't been good at ALL, which is totally the point of getting stuff for Christmas-and-a-half. I may have punched a nun, but you can't prove a thing.

EXCEPT YOU TOTALLY CAN. THERE ARE PICTURES. ALSO, I MAY HAVE MADE A DIORAMA.

EDIT: I wonder what it says about me that I'm known at work as either the one who's always got a pen you can borrow or the one to ask if you're not sure how to spell a word.

Comments

[the-jackalope.livejournal.com]

So is Christmas-and-half for people who are only half good?

[valerie]

ALSO, I MAY HAVE MADE A DIORAMA.

*sporfle*

Damn you! Now I need to mop up my desk again.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

-huge hugs and many happy returns of the six-days-until-christmas-and-a-half-day!!!-

oh, my god, i needed that. You are just... delightful's putting it mildly. -laughs head off, watches it roll toward downed nun-

[sadiekate.livejournal.com]

I always suspected you were a nun-puncher.

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. You never fail to make me laugh.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I have been wanting otters for so much longer than you.

... Also, I actually have knocked down a priest. A uniformed priest. But there are no pictures, and the witnesses have been terrified into silence.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

It must be the anti-Christmas. Spend the first half of the year being bad, then spend the second half trying to repent enough for Santa to notice you.

Calvin, no doubt, would approve... ; )

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

If you go that otter; be very careful, they are cute as all hell but the fuckers have been known to bite fingers right off. See: Terry Nutkins.

[vass]

What if Santa gave you the top half of one, and the bottom half of the other? Would you take that? If so, which halves?