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[apocalypsos]

I know America's Got Talent looks incredibly cheesy. And, well, it is. But it's a fun cheesy, and while some of the acts are downright painful, some of them are phenomenal.

This is where I try to sell you on watching.

This is Bianca Ryan. She's eleven years old, and you will have no idea how brilliantly she can sing until you click on that link. You HAVE to watch this, even if you don't watch the rest of these clips.

This is At Last. They are a group of Asian-American guys singing four-part harmony, and I love the way they sound. I also think at least two of them are hot.

This is Leonid the Magnificent. You must love Leonid. It's a moral imperative to love adorable gigantic gay Russians in desperate need of a hug.

This is the Snow White stripper. Who, let's be honest, is WAAAAY better than the sixty-five-year-old guy who was stripping last week. (And really, the best part is that Brandy SOOO is not having it.)

This is All That. They're a group of cloggers -- okay, tap dancers, whatever -- and they're AWESOME.

This is one of the best ventriloquist acts I've ever seen.

This is Bobby Badfingers. I don't know why, but I love this guy.

This is Syd the Kid, a little girl who's a comedienne. She's adorable, and hysterical to boot.