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apocalypsosI put a laptop on layaway yesterday. What I wouldn't give to be able to pay that damn thing off today. *covets*
In other news, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Heh. My biggest reaction all episode was, "Hey, look! They got new overlock machines for the sewing room!" Obsessive? Me? Oh, please. ;)
Also ... IMMUNITY. 'Nuff said.
Anyway, by designer ...
Kayne -- Oh, sweetie, you are just the most adorable thing on the planet, aren't you? It's a shame I'm not your type, because a cute fashion-designing redhead is practically my thesis. I just want to cuddle you and take you out to the bar and get you a hot boyfriend, if you are not already in possession of one. You're like the little gay Irish setter puppy I never had. (P.S. Was that footage of you lying naked under a sheet in the "This season on Project Runway" clips? Because I know I'm not your type, but that doesn't mean I can't look.)
Michael --Michael, my dear, you are running a close second to Kayne with me right now, so please don't fuck it up. A hip-hop guy who designs women's fashions? That's kind of awesome all in itself, but Michael Knight? You win at something already, and you haven't even gone to Olympus Fashion Week. (P.S. You and Malan in the same apartment? People should sell tickets.)
Laura -- Wow, lose the glaring studio lights and you actually look really nice and sophisticated. Never stand under those ugly-ass lights again. Also, while it might not be MY style, your style is great and I fell in a tiny bit of love with that coat. Yes, even with the loud dangling things. Don't care. PRETTY. (P.S. Your children scare me. Please wrangle them.)
Robert -- Aww, look at you, making that gorgeous dress I'd be all over in a heartbeat. And you're so quiet and cool. I kind of want to keep you, too, but I only have room for one of you and the adorable redhead wins. (P.S. I feel like I should include another postscript just 'cause. Hi, there! *waves*)
Keith -- Um, I think you're kind of cute, which embarrasses me a little because you're also kind of a dick. Not as bad as Jeffrey, though, so you win there.
Jeffrey -- I didn't like you last season when your name was Santino. Or ten years ago when you spent all of your time in a shack in Montana mailing bombs to people.
Malan -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wish I had more of a reaction, but ... yeah.
Bonnie -- Boy, you're awfully cheery, aren't you? You're a morning person, aren't you? You're one of those people who always sounds like they're smiling over the phone, AREN'T YOU?
Kathleen -- You're so cute. Like, normal cute, as opposed to Alison and her model-cute. Both of which, I should point out, are equally valid forms of cute.
Alison -- I'm not exactly sure, but I think I saw your eyes in an anime once. Or in Bambi.
Angela -- That scariness that Laura was giving off in those creepy-ass flapper dress commercials has now transferred over to you for some reason. I just figured I'd warn you.
Uli -- I wish I had something to say about you, but I've got nothing other than, "Germans love David Hasselhoff." Which really means nothing anyway.
Bradley -- The one thing missing from your audition video? A Great Dane and the Magical Mystery Van. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, because some of my favorite Project Runway contestants remind me of cartoon characters. Or, you know, just ARE cartoon characters.
Vincent -- Are you on crack? No, I'm serious. ARE YOU ON CRACK?
Stacey -- For the record, I didn't think your dress was THAT bad, but I assume something that light was fairly see-through under the glare of those lights.
In other news, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Heh. My biggest reaction all episode was, "Hey, look! They got new overlock machines for the sewing room!" Obsessive? Me? Oh, please. ;)
Also ... IMMUNITY. 'Nuff said.
Anyway, by designer ...
Kayne -- Oh, sweetie, you are just the most adorable thing on the planet, aren't you? It's a shame I'm not your type, because a cute fashion-designing redhead is practically my thesis. I just want to cuddle you and take you out to the bar and get you a hot boyfriend, if you are not already in possession of one. You're like the little gay Irish setter puppy I never had. (P.S. Was that footage of you lying naked under a sheet in the "This season on Project Runway" clips? Because I know I'm not your type, but that doesn't mean I can't look.)
Michael --Michael, my dear, you are running a close second to Kayne with me right now, so please don't fuck it up. A hip-hop guy who designs women's fashions? That's kind of awesome all in itself, but Michael Knight? You win at something already, and you haven't even gone to Olympus Fashion Week. (P.S. You and Malan in the same apartment? People should sell tickets.)
Laura -- Wow, lose the glaring studio lights and you actually look really nice and sophisticated. Never stand under those ugly-ass lights again. Also, while it might not be MY style, your style is great and I fell in a tiny bit of love with that coat. Yes, even with the loud dangling things. Don't care. PRETTY. (P.S. Your children scare me. Please wrangle them.)
Robert -- Aww, look at you, making that gorgeous dress I'd be all over in a heartbeat. And you're so quiet and cool. I kind of want to keep you, too, but I only have room for one of you and the adorable redhead wins. (P.S. I feel like I should include another postscript just 'cause. Hi, there! *waves*)
Keith -- Um, I think you're kind of cute, which embarrasses me a little because you're also kind of a dick. Not as bad as Jeffrey, though, so you win there.
Jeffrey -- I didn't like you last season when your name was Santino. Or ten years ago when you spent all of your time in a shack in Montana mailing bombs to people.
Malan -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wish I had more of a reaction, but ... yeah.
Bonnie -- Boy, you're awfully cheery, aren't you? You're a morning person, aren't you? You're one of those people who always sounds like they're smiling over the phone, AREN'T YOU?
Kathleen -- You're so cute. Like, normal cute, as opposed to Alison and her model-cute. Both of which, I should point out, are equally valid forms of cute.
Alison -- I'm not exactly sure, but I think I saw your eyes in an anime once. Or in Bambi.
Angela -- That scariness that Laura was giving off in those creepy-ass flapper dress commercials has now transferred over to you for some reason. I just figured I'd warn you.
Uli -- I wish I had something to say about you, but I've got nothing other than, "Germans love David Hasselhoff." Which really means nothing anyway.
Bradley -- The one thing missing from your audition video? A Great Dane and the Magical Mystery Van. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, because some of my favorite Project Runway contestants remind me of cartoon characters. Or, you know, just ARE cartoon characters.
Vincent -- Are you on crack? No, I'm serious. ARE YOU ON CRACK?
Stacey -- For the record, I didn't think your dress was THAT bad, but I assume something that light was fairly see-through under the glare of those lights.
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Date: 2006-07-13 02:54 pm (UTC)(P.S. You and Malan in the same apartment? People should sell tickets.)
I had exactly the same thought when Michael walked in. :) And I bet I know who is responsible for updating the chalkboard....
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Date: 2006-07-13 04:44 pm (UTC)Also, is it just me, or are the ones on this season a lot less memorable/easy to tell apart? I keep going, "Shit, which one is Alison?"
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Date: 2006-07-13 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-13 05:18 pm (UTC)And is it just me, or did Jay get really bitchy in his update video? I can understand it, though, because brother's got it right about needing to learn about the business part of fashion as well as the fashion part (which he already has down).
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Date: 2006-07-14 03:05 am (UTC)Jay? Jay's....got a room.