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apocalypsos"I need help with my elephant."
She called me before because she's making big papier-mache animals for the parade float and claimed she couldn't bend over. And then she told me she accidentally broke the tip of the kitten's tail in a door. And then she grossed the crap out of me by managing to mention penises three times in a ten minute span, including an elephant's, the cat's, and my brother's when he was a baby.
One thing that always amazes me after going to my parents's house is that I never needed therapy. GYAH. *scrubs eyeballs with bleach*
I'm also trying to get my mom hooked on Project Runway. She's the artistic type, so I'm thinking maybe I can hook her with that. *crosses fingers*
She called me before because she's making big papier-mache animals for the parade float and claimed she couldn't bend over. And then she told me she accidentally broke the tip of the kitten's tail in a door. And then she grossed the crap out of me by managing to mention penises three times in a ten minute span, including an elephant's, the cat's, and my brother's when he was a baby.
One thing that always amazes me after going to my parents's house is that I never needed therapy. GYAH. *scrubs eyeballs with bleach*
I'm also trying to get my mom hooked on Project Runway. She's the artistic type, so I'm thinking maybe I can hook her with that. *crosses fingers*
