JKR's suing the Daily News ...
Jun. 19th, 2003 03:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos... for spoiling tidbits of the Order of the Phoenix. Argh. Wench, you got all of us hooked on your story and then waited three freaking years to put out book five, and now you're pissy because two days early, someone spoiled some of it?
If I were that judge, I wouldn't bother listening to testimony. I'm ruling immediately that everyone who's been as impatient as I have gets to fling a copy of Order of the Phoenix at JKR's head. The line to use the catapults forms to the right. You know, unless you really want that hernia you're going to get trying to lift and throw the damn thing.
If I were that judge, I wouldn't bother listening to testimony. I'm ruling immediately that everyone who's been as impatient as I have gets to fling a copy of Order of the Phoenix at JKR's head. The line to use the catapults forms to the right. You know, unless you really want that hernia you're going to get trying to lift and throw the damn thing.
