Somebody do my laundry for me.
Aug. 9th, 2006 09:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosThree signs of evil in the universe:
1. The mini-mart in town is selling two pints of ice cream for two bucks. (I got strawberry cheesecake and chocolate chip cookie dough. OMGYES.)
2. My last day at work, I made twenty-three thousand copies of Paris Hilton's album.
3. Thanks to the Salvation Army and the shopping genes I inherited from my mother, I bought my entire fall wardrobe (seven pairs of jeans and fourteen tops) with the exception of underwear for fifty bucks.
Three signs of goodness and light in the universe:
1. Five Grape Smirnoffs left. WOO!
2. Veronica and Wallace watching Project Runway. Now I owe![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sadiekate a firstborn.
3. PAM MOTHERFUCKING GRIER.
1. The mini-mart in town is selling two pints of ice cream for two bucks. (I got strawberry cheesecake and chocolate chip cookie dough. OMGYES.)
2. My last day at work, I made twenty-three thousand copies of Paris Hilton's album.
3. Thanks to the Salvation Army and the shopping genes I inherited from my mother, I bought my entire fall wardrobe (seven pairs of jeans and fourteen tops) with the exception of underwear for fifty bucks.
Three signs of goodness and light in the universe:
1. Five Grape Smirnoffs left. WOO!
2. Veronica and Wallace watching Project Runway. Now I owe
sadiekate a firstborn.3. PAM MOTHERFUCKING GRIER.
