Somebody do my laundry for me.

[apocalypsos]

Three signs of evil in the universe:

1. The mini-mart in town is selling two pints of ice cream for two bucks. (I got strawberry cheesecake and chocolate chip cookie dough. OMGYES.)
2. My last day at work, I made twenty-three thousand copies of Paris Hilton's album.
3. Thanks to the Salvation Army and the shopping genes I inherited from my mother, I bought my entire fall wardrobe (seven pairs of jeans and fourteen tops) with the exception of underwear for fifty bucks.

Three signs of goodness and light in the universe:

1. Five Grape Smirnoffs left. WOO!
2. Veronica and Wallace watching Project Runway. Now I owe sadiekate a firstborn.
3. PAM MOTHERFUCKING GRIER.

Comments

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

I hope you didn't have to listen to that album, sweets. Damn, fifty bucks?! *is envious of your shopping skills*

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

2 pints of icecream for $2....o.m.f.g....dude...awesome!!!

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

Ew, that album. But your other two points of evil are AWESOME! :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The worst part wasn't staring at that album for eight straight hours. It was knowing there are people who will buy it. *shudders*

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

oh GOD, you're right! I hadn't followed that through to the logical conclusion! *cries*