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Oct. 11th, 2003 06:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosIn honor of National Coming Out Day, I would like to come out.
I would not like to come out as a lesbian.
I would not like to come out as a bisexual.
But I would like to come out and say that if someone could arrange a one-night threesome with me, Eliza Dushku, and Keira Knightley, I wouldn't turn it down. (Truth be told, I'd probably bounce happily, squeal, drool, offer up my firstborn child, and/or promise to be your bestest friend forever, but I'd rather keep that on the down-low. I get more restraining orders that way.)
I would not like to come out as a lesbian.
I would not like to come out as a bisexual.
But I would like to come out and say that if someone could arrange a one-night threesome with me, Eliza Dushku, and Keira Knightley, I wouldn't turn it down. (Truth be told, I'd probably bounce happily, squeal, drool, offer up my firstborn child, and/or promise to be your bestest friend forever, but I'd rather keep that on the down-low. I get more restraining orders that way.)
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Date: 2003-10-11 04:20 pm (UTC)And I don't even know what you look like.
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Date: 2003-10-12 01:52 am (UTC)(That was rhetorical. I totally get it.)