There's only one man whose ass I want to see, and guess what? You're not him.

[apocalypsos]

I swear, in between all of the klutzy manuevers I pulled tonight at work -- one right in front of the boss, just for the hell of it -- I almost throttled the person working on the line with us. Inevitably, it's me, The Skinny Ditz (What? She'd agree with that description), and whichever inept rube the coach decides to punish us with. Last night it was a new guy (well, not THAT new) who just kept standing around and doing nothing. The Skinny Ditz and I were bouncing around trying to get shit done, and he'd be leaning against the machine staring. And for added fun, he had his jeans hitched down past his boxers. I spent all night forced to look at, from top to bottom:

Waistband of boxers
Ass hanging out
Fervent hope and prayer
Belted waist of jeans

I maintain that I deserve some sort of award for not yanking down his jeans to embarrass the hell out of him. Dumbass.

On the upside, I filled out the paperwork to take the vacation days for Winchestercon. Woohoo! *flails in anticipation*

Comments

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

Wow. I would almost certainly have 'accidentally' trodden on his trouser legs and brought them down at some point. < / impressed at your restraint >

[brynwulf]

hehe! We were forced to endure the sight of a guy (not even a kid, so no excuse) with his jeans purposefully pulled down BELOW his butt cheeks to show his blue boxers. I thought the whole point of that look (if you can call it a point) was to look like you didn't give a damn whether your pants fell off or not..you were THAT cool. It was so obvious these had been pulled down and then belted around his legs. It was really amusing.

And yay for Winchestercon!! I turned my vacation request in this week AND booked my flight! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

Someone I know growls about offering to staple their pants up at the proper place. *smirks*

Congrats on your restraint for not killing him for spending the shift imitating statuary.

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

I'm confused, though. It says "There's only one man whose ass I want to see..." Now, I don't know a ton about SPN, but aren't there TWO Winchester brothers? ;)

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

*flails with you* When life gets you down, THINK WINCHESTERCON! *twirls*