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Oct. 12th, 2003 07:28 pmDear Chicago Cubs,
What the hell was that?! Come on! Let me guess ... you wanted to win the playoffs at home, didn't you?
tree220 is right, you know. If you win at home, the Cubs fans are totally going to trash your stadium. I'm just sayin'.
You have to win the next game, if only because I've never seen a rain of toads or rivers turn into blood and I really want to have something cool to tell my grandkids about if I survive the apocalypse.
Sincerely,
Me
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You know, I've been printing out the novel I wrote so that I can have one more go-through on it with red pencil at the ready. The big plot points in the later books I have planned change every time I turn around, so I seriously have to do another edit and make sure I've got my bases covered on the new twists I've worked out.
Of course, looking over the book, now I can't decide whether or not to work on the new story idea I had next month, or try to get Book Two of this series started, at the very least.
Sheesh, what I should do is get my ass in gear and get the first book published already. Somebody seriously needs to smack some sense into me with a giant frozen trout, I swear.
What the hell was that?! Come on! Let me guess ... you wanted to win the playoffs at home, didn't you?
You have to win the next game, if only because I've never seen a rain of toads or rivers turn into blood and I really want to have something cool to tell my grandkids about if I survive the apocalypse.
Sincerely,
Me
*******
You know, I've been printing out the novel I wrote so that I can have one more go-through on it with red pencil at the ready. The big plot points in the later books I have planned change every time I turn around, so I seriously have to do another edit and make sure I've got my bases covered on the new twists I've worked out.
Of course, looking over the book, now I can't decide whether or not to work on the new story idea I had next month, or try to get Book Two of this series started, at the very least.
Sheesh, what I should do is get my ass in gear and get the first book published already. Somebody seriously needs to smack some sense into me with a giant frozen trout, I swear.
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Date: 2003-10-12 04:58 pm (UTC)About the Cubs - they ran into a really, really good pitcher throwing the best game of his life - and everyone knows the Cubs can't hit anything but crap pitchers. Don't worry, I still believe you'll get to experience the Rapture. If not - well, then my Pain-O-Meter will be sufficient for a morphine drip.
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*Puts trout in the freezer.
*Turns the freezer on "High".
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Date: 2003-10-12 06:48 pm (UTC)Sj
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Date: 2003-10-12 06:51 pm (UTC)*insert Dogma reference here*
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Date: 2003-10-12 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-13 03:43 pm (UTC)*smacks the trollmidget hard*
Now get moving!
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Date: 2003-10-14 09:45 am (UTC)No, but in all seriousness, Josh Beckett is a damn good pitcher whom I've followed since he was drafted and have had pegged as a big future star. Even though I've been pulling for the Cubbies, I was really glad to see him have a great game.