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Dear Chicago Cubs,

What the hell was that?! Come on! Let me guess ... you wanted to win the playoffs at home, didn't you? [livejournal.com profile] tree220 is right, you know. If you win at home, the Cubs fans are totally going to trash your stadium. I'm just sayin'.

You have to win the next game, if only because I've never seen a rain of toads or rivers turn into blood and I really want to have something cool to tell my grandkids about if I survive the apocalypse.

Sincerely,

Me

*******

You know, I've been printing out the novel I wrote so that I can have one more go-through on it with red pencil at the ready. The big plot points in the later books I have planned change every time I turn around, so I seriously have to do another edit and make sure I've got my bases covered on the new twists I've worked out.

Of course, looking over the book, now I can't decide whether or not to work on the new story idea I had next month, or try to get Book Two of this series started, at the very least.

Sheesh, what I should do is get my ass in gear and get the first book published already. Somebody seriously needs to smack some sense into me with a giant frozen trout, I swear.

Date: 2003-10-12 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com
I'll be waiting happily to buy a first edition. There should be plenty of giant frozen trouts around when the Cubs finish off the Marlins and they come party with us in that cold, cold Hell.

About the Cubs - they ran into a really, really good pitcher throwing the best game of his life - and everyone knows the Cubs can't hit anything but crap pitchers. Don't worry, I still believe you'll get to experience the Rapture. If not - well, then my Pain-O-Meter will be sufficient for a morphine drip.

Date: 2003-10-14 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
The Cubs were taking batting practice the other day and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter....

No, but in all seriousness, Josh Beckett is a damn good pitcher whom I've followed since he was drafted and have had pegged as a big future star. Even though I've been pulling for the Cubbies, I was really glad to see him have a great game.

Date: 2003-10-12 06:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thornsilver
*Produces trout.

*Puts trout in the freezer.

*Turns the freezer on "High".

Date: 2003-10-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hundakleptisis.livejournal.com
very easily done my dear, all i have to do is walk down the hall

Sj

Date: 2003-10-12 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomfrog.livejournal.com
Somebody seriously needs to smack some sense into me with a giant frozen trout, I swear.

*insert Dogma reference here*

Date: 2003-10-12 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trishalynn.livejournal.com
Sign me up for a trout-smacking!

Date: 2003-10-13 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wenchamok.livejournal.com
Batter up!!!

*smacks the trollmidget hard*

Now get moving!

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