Five whatevers, part one
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apocalypsosOkay, I'm skipping around to whatever strikes me first. I'll try to do as many as I can. *crosses fingers*
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kayim: 5 times Sam almost told Jess the truth.
1. About two months after they started going out together they're on this date, this really romantic dinner with piles of Italian food and champagne and candlelight. Sam splurged a lot, saved up for a while just to take her out to this fancy place he thought she'd love, but about halfway through dinner she grabbed onto his hand and dragged him down to the beach nearby. She tugged off her heels and they ate hot dogs instead as they walked along the beach and there was this one moment where Jess laughed just right.
"Jess?"
And her laughter died off but it was still there in her eyes, and she said, "Yeah, Sam?"
He opened his lips to say it, and the words just wouldn't come. He took that as a sign.
2. They have one Christmas together, and Jess drags him to her house whether he likes it or not. Her mom's nice to him, her brother threatens to break his kneecaps if he hurts Jess but doesn't really mean it (maybe) and her dad jokes about sports with him. At dinner they're so open Sam doesn't even recognize it, teasing and laughter and all these weird inside jokes, and Sam thinks that it's only fair he tell her right up until dessert comes and he changes his mind.
3. That first anniversary of his mom's death that they share together, he stares at the ceiling for hours and can't get to sleep, and he pictures what would happen if he told her the truth. He thinks she'd laugh. He's sure she'd decide he's out of his mind. He knows she'd need time, but she wouldn't leave him (at least not at first), but it'd be damn hard after that. Sam's not sure he can handle it, and falls asleep that night dreaming of fire and maybe of Jess, too.
4. Jess makes the dean's list one semester and so does he, and she's talking about this test she had to take in art history. Sam may have done well in that class -- and met Jess there in the process -- but Jess can talk about it for hours. She can tell you all about the different styles and what this image and that image means and she could probably even tell you what the artists had for breakfast the mornings they finished their grand masterpieces. She's unreal and scary observant. Every time she talks about art, and goes into frightening amounts of detail, Sam thinks she'll figure it out sooner or later and thinks about telling her before she can. He's optimistic, though, so he doesn't.
5. When he was looking at rings, all the different cuts and styles and he had no freaking clue what to get her, and he started thinking about the wedding and ... well, he could use it, you know? He could call his dad and Dean, and he could try apologizing to Dad and tell him all about this great girl who's gorgeous and smart and wants Sam, the lucky bastard that he is. And Dean ... there's no apologizing to Dean. There's just asking if he wants to come, and tearing himself up over whether or not to ask Dean if he wants to be best man. If they show up he's going to have to say something to Jess eventually, but he thinks of a wedding and he can't think of Dean not being there. I mean, he hasn't been around and that's Sam fault, but ... yeah. Yeah, okay.
He's still debating it when Dean shows up that night.
budclare: Five foods that Dean Winchester hates for very important reasons.
1. Spaghetti-O's. Okay, yeah, Sammy loved them, but half the time he changed his mind halfway through making them and suddenly decided he wanted cereal or oatmeal or cookies. That left Dean to eat the damn things, and by the time he was eight he was so sick of Spaghetti-O's he could barely look at a can.
2. Sour Patch Kids. He used to eat them all the time, but Sammy made faces and thought they were gross and eventually he wore Dean down. Dean can't even explain it, but there it is.
3. Fettucini alfredo. One night he took Cassie out to dinner and they both ordered the fettucini, and they were flirting like crazy and he just blurted it out. "I hunt ghosts." It felt right and perfect and real, but then the fight came. After she called him a freak and stormed off, he went to a bar and drank everything in sight. Fettucini tastes horrible on the way back up, for the record.
4. Funions. Because ... seriously, they're called Funions. What the hell kind of a name is that?
5. Turkey bacon. Look, dude, if you're going to eat bacon, you have to eat bacon. None of this "but it's made out of turkey" bullshit. Bacon is not made out of turkey, it's made out of pig, and if there's no pig in your bacon, it's not actually bacon. Stop giving it a stupid name and just eat the damn bacon already.
brynwulf: Five ways Sarah Connor drives John Winchester crazy. (HEEEE.)
1. She's one of the few people on the planet who can sneak up on him.
2. She has absolutely no problem whatsoever by sticking her hand down his pants as a greeting.
3. Man, he thinks he can get depressing, but he's practically a circus clown compared to her. Riding her mood swings is like grabbing onto a passing race car and holding on for dear life. And don't even get her started on Judgment Day. We could be here for the rest of the day.
4. The way she doesn't give him that look after sex, that hopeful look like, "You are coming back, right?" He's seen in it other women since Mary, none of whom he's gone back to, but with Sarah, there's no hope there. And yet he keeps coming back for more.
5. Mary could get wild in the bedroom, but Sarah's downright violent. I mean, it's not like she's punching him or looking for him to hit her or anything -- he'd probably get his fingers broken for that shit, among other protruding appendages -- but she wants it hard and she wants it fast and she wants it fucking NOW. Up against the wall, fumbling in the back of her Jeep, pounding into her on the hood of the Impala.
musesfool: 5 Ways Bobby Drives Hank Nuts
1. Bobby always wants attention. Always. I mean, he's not all, "Gimmegimmegimme," about it, but when Hank's got a huge project going on and there's something simmering in the lab, it's like he can feel it. Bobby could be sitting in the corner playing video games or reading comics or something and not even saying a word, but all Hank can hear in his head is, "Are you done yet? No? Well, are you done now? C'mon, man, Snakes on a Plane is playing RIGHT NOW and Samuel L. Jackson will not be happy unless both of us are throwing rubber lizards at the screen." And then there's whining in his head. Lots of it.
2. That he doesn't think he's half as smart as he really is. He does the whole lovable goofball shtick, which ... okay, he totally is. And he's not going to win the Nobel Prize or anything, but he can be as sharp as a tack when he puts his mind to it.
3. His eating habits. Not that Hank should talk, considering how he sometimes gets so wrapped up in work he completely forgets to eat all day, but at least he tries to make up for the occasional midnight Twinkie run.
4. When he gets all dorky about something. Sure, Hank identifies most of the time, but Bobby can get dorky and spazz out over the weirdest things. Last season he tried to sign them both up for The Amazing Race, and for all of his protesting the only thing that kept them out was that they still won't let mutants on for the unfair advantage.
5. Bobby's taste in the opposite sex. And the same sex, come to think of it. If and when he ever does come out (not that Hank cares one way or the other whether Bobby has a thing for girls or guys or penguins or pickup trucks), Hank figures it'll just mean more bad dates Bobby can go on and come complain to him about.
And also: 5 Books Dean Winchester Stole From the Library Because They Were Just That Awesome
1. "Christine", by Stephen King. Because hello, possessed car. This is, like, his thesis or something. He actually thought about boosting "The Shining" instead because of the whole Jack Nicholson thing, but he saw the car on the cover of the other book and went for it.
2. "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". The next time he went into a library to research a job, he caught a glimpse of it on the returns cart and remembered thinking about taking "The Shining", then figured, "What the hell?" and pocketed it. After the job was done, he had breakfast at this Starbucks knockoff and spent three hours there until he finished the damn thing.
3. A big fat copy of all three "Lord of the Rings" books. He figured they had to be awesome because he thinks the movies were way better than he'll admit to anyone, and he likes the story, but the language is killing him. He'll get through it eventually. Hell, he can't help it if he identifies with a bunch of guys on a quest against evil, right?
4. This one. He found this guitar in this abandoned house after exorcising a spirit, and he tossed it into the trunk of the Impala just for the hell out of it. Two days later he's in this library researching a job and spots it passing through the music section. What, was he supposed to leave it there?
Three weeks later Dean woke up in his motel room after a wild night with a massive hangover, the bed smelling like sex and the guitar smashed. He didn't really mourn the loss that much, although he still has the book and if you ask him he can play "Master of Puppets" without even thinking about it.
5. "On The Road". Sam left behind a copy when he went to Stanford, and Dean found it stuffed in the back of the Impala once. He started reading it and realized there was a Sal and a Dean in it, which ... heh. But then he needed to burn something and didn't have any kindling, so he tore up the book, frowning the whole time. And he didn't feel better until he went to the local library the next day and stole their copy. It wasn't the same, but at least it made Dean feel a little better.
kayim: 5 times Sam almost told Jess the truth.1. About two months after they started going out together they're on this date, this really romantic dinner with piles of Italian food and champagne and candlelight. Sam splurged a lot, saved up for a while just to take her out to this fancy place he thought she'd love, but about halfway through dinner she grabbed onto his hand and dragged him down to the beach nearby. She tugged off her heels and they ate hot dogs instead as they walked along the beach and there was this one moment where Jess laughed just right.
"Jess?"
And her laughter died off but it was still there in her eyes, and she said, "Yeah, Sam?"
He opened his lips to say it, and the words just wouldn't come. He took that as a sign.
2. They have one Christmas together, and Jess drags him to her house whether he likes it or not. Her mom's nice to him, her brother threatens to break his kneecaps if he hurts Jess but doesn't really mean it (maybe) and her dad jokes about sports with him. At dinner they're so open Sam doesn't even recognize it, teasing and laughter and all these weird inside jokes, and Sam thinks that it's only fair he tell her right up until dessert comes and he changes his mind.
3. That first anniversary of his mom's death that they share together, he stares at the ceiling for hours and can't get to sleep, and he pictures what would happen if he told her the truth. He thinks she'd laugh. He's sure she'd decide he's out of his mind. He knows she'd need time, but she wouldn't leave him (at least not at first), but it'd be damn hard after that. Sam's not sure he can handle it, and falls asleep that night dreaming of fire and maybe of Jess, too.
4. Jess makes the dean's list one semester and so does he, and she's talking about this test she had to take in art history. Sam may have done well in that class -- and met Jess there in the process -- but Jess can talk about it for hours. She can tell you all about the different styles and what this image and that image means and she could probably even tell you what the artists had for breakfast the mornings they finished their grand masterpieces. She's unreal and scary observant. Every time she talks about art, and goes into frightening amounts of detail, Sam thinks she'll figure it out sooner or later and thinks about telling her before she can. He's optimistic, though, so he doesn't.
5. When he was looking at rings, all the different cuts and styles and he had no freaking clue what to get her, and he started thinking about the wedding and ... well, he could use it, you know? He could call his dad and Dean, and he could try apologizing to Dad and tell him all about this great girl who's gorgeous and smart and wants Sam, the lucky bastard that he is. And Dean ... there's no apologizing to Dean. There's just asking if he wants to come, and tearing himself up over whether or not to ask Dean if he wants to be best man. If they show up he's going to have to say something to Jess eventually, but he thinks of a wedding and he can't think of Dean not being there. I mean, he hasn't been around and that's Sam fault, but ... yeah. Yeah, okay.
He's still debating it when Dean shows up that night.
budclare: Five foods that Dean Winchester hates for very important reasons.1. Spaghetti-O's. Okay, yeah, Sammy loved them, but half the time he changed his mind halfway through making them and suddenly decided he wanted cereal or oatmeal or cookies. That left Dean to eat the damn things, and by the time he was eight he was so sick of Spaghetti-O's he could barely look at a can.
2. Sour Patch Kids. He used to eat them all the time, but Sammy made faces and thought they were gross and eventually he wore Dean down. Dean can't even explain it, but there it is.
3. Fettucini alfredo. One night he took Cassie out to dinner and they both ordered the fettucini, and they were flirting like crazy and he just blurted it out. "I hunt ghosts." It felt right and perfect and real, but then the fight came. After she called him a freak and stormed off, he went to a bar and drank everything in sight. Fettucini tastes horrible on the way back up, for the record.
4. Funions. Because ... seriously, they're called Funions. What the hell kind of a name is that?
5. Turkey bacon. Look, dude, if you're going to eat bacon, you have to eat bacon. None of this "but it's made out of turkey" bullshit. Bacon is not made out of turkey, it's made out of pig, and if there's no pig in your bacon, it's not actually bacon. Stop giving it a stupid name and just eat the damn bacon already.
brynwulf: Five ways Sarah Connor drives John Winchester crazy. (HEEEE.)1. She's one of the few people on the planet who can sneak up on him.
2. She has absolutely no problem whatsoever by sticking her hand down his pants as a greeting.
3. Man, he thinks he can get depressing, but he's practically a circus clown compared to her. Riding her mood swings is like grabbing onto a passing race car and holding on for dear life. And don't even get her started on Judgment Day. We could be here for the rest of the day.
4. The way she doesn't give him that look after sex, that hopeful look like, "You are coming back, right?" He's seen in it other women since Mary, none of whom he's gone back to, but with Sarah, there's no hope there. And yet he keeps coming back for more.
5. Mary could get wild in the bedroom, but Sarah's downright violent. I mean, it's not like she's punching him or looking for him to hit her or anything -- he'd probably get his fingers broken for that shit, among other protruding appendages -- but she wants it hard and she wants it fast and she wants it fucking NOW. Up against the wall, fumbling in the back of her Jeep, pounding into her on the hood of the Impala.
musesfool: 5 Ways Bobby Drives Hank Nuts1. Bobby always wants attention. Always. I mean, he's not all, "Gimmegimmegimme," about it, but when Hank's got a huge project going on and there's something simmering in the lab, it's like he can feel it. Bobby could be sitting in the corner playing video games or reading comics or something and not even saying a word, but all Hank can hear in his head is, "Are you done yet? No? Well, are you done now? C'mon, man, Snakes on a Plane is playing RIGHT NOW and Samuel L. Jackson will not be happy unless both of us are throwing rubber lizards at the screen." And then there's whining in his head. Lots of it.
2. That he doesn't think he's half as smart as he really is. He does the whole lovable goofball shtick, which ... okay, he totally is. And he's not going to win the Nobel Prize or anything, but he can be as sharp as a tack when he puts his mind to it.
3. His eating habits. Not that Hank should talk, considering how he sometimes gets so wrapped up in work he completely forgets to eat all day, but at least he tries to make up for the occasional midnight Twinkie run.
4. When he gets all dorky about something. Sure, Hank identifies most of the time, but Bobby can get dorky and spazz out over the weirdest things. Last season he tried to sign them both up for The Amazing Race, and for all of his protesting the only thing that kept them out was that they still won't let mutants on for the unfair advantage.
5. Bobby's taste in the opposite sex. And the same sex, come to think of it. If and when he ever does come out (not that Hank cares one way or the other whether Bobby has a thing for girls or guys or penguins or pickup trucks), Hank figures it'll just mean more bad dates Bobby can go on and come complain to him about.
And also: 5 Books Dean Winchester Stole From the Library Because They Were Just That Awesome
1. "Christine", by Stephen King. Because hello, possessed car. This is, like, his thesis or something. He actually thought about boosting "The Shining" instead because of the whole Jack Nicholson thing, but he saw the car on the cover of the other book and went for it.
2. "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". The next time he went into a library to research a job, he caught a glimpse of it on the returns cart and remembered thinking about taking "The Shining", then figured, "What the hell?" and pocketed it. After the job was done, he had breakfast at this Starbucks knockoff and spent three hours there until he finished the damn thing.
3. A big fat copy of all three "Lord of the Rings" books. He figured they had to be awesome because he thinks the movies were way better than he'll admit to anyone, and he likes the story, but the language is killing him. He'll get through it eventually. Hell, he can't help it if he identifies with a bunch of guys on a quest against evil, right?
4. This one. He found this guitar in this abandoned house after exorcising a spirit, and he tossed it into the trunk of the Impala just for the hell out of it. Two days later he's in this library researching a job and spots it passing through the music section. What, was he supposed to leave it there?
Three weeks later Dean woke up in his motel room after a wild night with a massive hangover, the bed smelling like sex and the guitar smashed. He didn't really mourn the loss that much, although he still has the book and if you ask him he can play "Master of Puppets" without even thinking about it.
5. "On The Road". Sam left behind a copy when he went to Stanford, and Dean found it stuffed in the back of the Impala once. He started reading it and realized there was a Sal and a Dean in it, which ... heh. But then he needed to burn something and didn't have any kindling, so he tore up the book, frowning the whole time. And he didn't feel better until he went to the local library the next day and stole their copy. It wasn't the same, but at least it made Dean feel a little better.
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Date: 2006-08-26 12:25 am (UTC)And I especially like the LotR and On the Road bits for Dean. *g*
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Date: 2006-08-26 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 01:46 am (UTC)Well done!!!
(Um, but who are Bobby and Hank?)
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Date: 2006-08-26 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 04:01 am (UTC):::slinks off:::
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Date: 2006-08-26 02:19 am (UTC)snugglablefeline.no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 02:45 am (UTC)I really really want to see more Sarah/John. They are such the perfect pair and Sarah loves to sneak up on him.
*twirls*
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Date: 2006-08-26 06:16 am (UTC)*
porns withoutplots* ;)no subject
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Date: 2006-08-26 06:18 am (UTC)Heh. I think I know what I'm doing later today. ;)
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Date: 2006-08-26 06:20 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-08-26 03:06 pm (UTC)Oh, i like them all. I dunno who bobby and hank are, though...
But fun, fun fun!
:)