I forgot how sneaky cats can be.

[apocalypsos]

Okay, I give up. Where the hell is the cat?

I mean, it's not like he could have gotten out or anything. All the windows are closed, the front door is locked, there's no possible way out. I just took a nap and then I woke up and now I can't find him anywhere in the apartment. He's got to be around, 'cause there's nowhere he can go, but it's throwing me right the hell off.

He'll probably turn up later out of nowhere and scare the crap out of me. Or, you know, maybe the chinchilla hid him.

*sigh* I feel like I'm starting the lamest zoo ever.

Also, yay! Yuletide's almost here! I adore Yuletide. I've had my requests planned out for a month already and everything. :)

Oh, and I watched last night's Grey's Anatomy. Mostly, all I have to say is ... Izzie, DEPOSIT THE CHECK. You can still try to decide what good things to do with the money if it's sitting in a bank. (You know how I wanted happy-ending AU Denny/Izzie fic? Ever since that check showed up, I'm positively dying for it. Denny can treat her nice and buy her things and be like, "Did I not mention I was loaded?" Heh.)

Also, I love Bailey. Have I said that lately? I love her as much as I currently hate Isaiah Washington. (Still love Burke to pieces, but after that comment he made to Patrick Dempsey during that fight on the set? Yeah, that was just brilliant right there. *eye roll*)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

On something soft, bowl-shaped or coloured-like-him in a cupboard?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nah, all of the cupboard doors were closed, and they're hard to tug open.

I'm not used to him jumping up on stuff, though, because he mostly sticks to hiding under things, but since he's been here he's been more into that sort of thing. He's probably hiding on top of something and I'm just missing it.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Take your pick.

[baileytc.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

My favorite: Invisible Sandwich.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Every time I see that "I made you a cookie" one I am forced to find and hug my own cat.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

You know, I didn't know my cat could fit under my dresser, with it's three inch clearance, but she squashes herself down real flat and kind of worms under there. Did you try crinkling the treat bag? Sometimes my cat comes to that when she won't come to her name.

Damn cats. I love them.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nah, crinkling the treat bag won't work. His rotten teeth are still in, so he doesn't exactly come running for food.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

Poor thing.

Mine doesn't even always come for that. And when she does, she always kind of meanders out with a yawn and a what's the big deal look.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

between the pillows

I always look for her between the covers and that's how she fooled me.

[baileytc.livejournal.com]

He's in the last place you'd look. Seriously. Like the toaster oven. He's probably there right now, laughing at you.

If he's not in the toaster oven, try opening a can of food. Mine can hear that little "thwuck" sound that the pop-top lid makes from like half a mile away. Same with shaking a box of food or treats.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

What I should really do is go to bed in my actual bed rather than napping in my butterfly chair. So far, that's been his cue to appear out of nowhere and scream at me for hours on end.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Izzie. Hello, compound interest?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Honestly! And I'm sure Denny would not be disappointed in her if she went out and bought herself something frivolous yet enjoyable (like a car or an expensive purse or an alpaca or something), but, you know, that means CASHING IT.

[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

Try inside the back of your couch (my parent's calico) or your box spring (celli's cat Batman). My Jack likes to squirm under my dressers, even though it requires him to flatten out like a small, furry gray cockroach. Cats get into the damndest places.

[siberian-skys.livejournal.com]

I was about to suggest the box spring. Back when I was in college, my roommates cat disappeared on me. I finally found him in my box spring. He'd torn a hole in the bottom and was in there asleep. I just don't get cats. They're buckets of crazy, but so cute.

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

My cat ADORES my box spring. It's the freakiest thing.

Also, if you have bookcases, they are asleep on top of them. Doesn't matter how tall it is.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Mine loves the top of the refrigerator, no clue how the hell she gets up there, but she loves it.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

I love this icon.

The fridge is warm and purrs just right.

[leelee-cakes.livejournal.com]

I third the fridge suggestion.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

Cutie, there.

Now, I want to sleep on the fridge.

[leelee-cakes.livejournal.com]

I am blessed with far too many adorable pets.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

That's terrible. :D

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

Your icon is the cutest thing ever.

[havenward.livejournal.com]

It's going to be the corner farthest out of sight, with the cat blinking out at you and yawning and then going back to sleep completely oblivious.

For instance, I came home from work one day and I couldn't find my cat. Normally she comes bounding out and demanding attention like I'd left her alone for a week, so it had me worried. I called for her and looked in all her normal places... my apartment is literally a hole in the wall, and there shouldn't be a way for her to get out. But if maintenance had let themselves in and left the door open (they've done this twice before while I was living there) she could have totally dissappeared. I looked for like a half an hour, and started to get really worried, before she finally let out this tiny half interested mewl from behind boxes I'd crammed under and behind a chair........

It was so cute I couldn't be mad ;)

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Your problem is that you're looking with your eyes. Try looking with your nose. :P

[ringwench.livejournal.com]

I can't stand Isaiah Washington either after I heard about that comment he made. Like seriously, WTF?

But yeah, Izzie totally needs to deposit that check! Even if she doesn't do anything with the money right now, it's a lot safer to have it collecting assloads of interest in the bank than having the already mangled check just stuck to the fridge!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It didn't exactly leave T.R. Knight with much of a choice about coming out, either. Aside from the two of them and T.R. Knight, the only long-term male cast members are Justin Chambers and the guy who plays the Chief, both of whom are VERY married. (Justin Chambers and his wife are, I believe, on their five millionth child.) After that crack, people were bound to presume he was gay anyway.

In summation -- Isaiah Washington, asshole.

[penyn-1600.livejournal.com]

What was Isiah Washington's comment?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He shoved Patrick Dempsey into a wall and said, "I'm not your little f****t like [name deleted]!" At least, that's the way it's listed in the news stories. After you do the math, it's no wonder T.R. Knight came out of the closet not long after.

[penyn-1600.livejournal.com]

What a jerk. :(

[mcee.livejournal.com]

wtf what did isiah do? he doesn't even get to make me like him as burke so far.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

heh. in my personal canon, he's still alive and he and izzie are having lots and lots of hot sex on that gorgeous houseboat, yis? ;)

He got into a fight with Patrick Dempsey and told him he wasn't his little faggot like [name deleted]. Or at least, [name deleted] was how they put it into the news stories, and really, there are three other regular male cast members and the only one who's not married is T.R. Knight. Poor guy didn't have much choice about coming out of the closet.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

... are you freaking KIDDING ME?

*rageomg*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Honest to God. I mean, Patrick Dempsey apparently flipped out on set in a scene with Kate Walsh a while back and scared the hell out of her, but that was during the flashback where he found out about McSteamy. He just went a little TOO into his character. This can't exactly be written off as acting too much like Burke.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

whao - wait? What did Washington say to Dempsey?

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

oh okay i just read the above comment. and thats just...NOT ON.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He shoved him into a wall and said he wasn't going to be his little faggot like Teddy (at least, I imagine that's the name he used, since that's what the T in T.R. Knight stands for).