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apocalypsosYou know what I think we need this weekend?
One day a twelve year old walks into a house of ill-repute dragging a
dead frog on a string behind him. He slaps a hundred dollar bill on the
counter and says, "I want one of your women."
The madam looks at him and says "Don't you think you're a bit young for
that?"
He slaps another hundred on the counter and says "I want one of your
women."
The madam says "Okay, have a seat. She'll be down in about thirty
minutes."
He slaps another hundred on the counter and says "She has to have active
herpes."
The madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred on
the counter and says "Active herpes."
She responds, "Okay, have a seat. It'll be about five minutes." Two
minutes later, a woman comes out. They go upstairs (the boy still dragging
his dead frog) and do their deal.
As he's leaving, the madam asks him, "Okay, I have to know. Why did you want someone with active herpes?"
The twelve year old replies, "When I get home, I'm going to sleep with
the baby-sitter, and when mom and dad get home, dad will take the
baby-sitter to her home and sleep with her on the way. Then, when he
gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and do it. And tomorrow
morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and mom will
sleep with him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog."
Okay, your turn. :)
One day a twelve year old walks into a house of ill-repute dragging a
dead frog on a string behind him. He slaps a hundred dollar bill on the
counter and says, "I want one of your women."
The madam looks at him and says "Don't you think you're a bit young for
that?"
He slaps another hundred on the counter and says "I want one of your
women."
The madam says "Okay, have a seat. She'll be down in about thirty
minutes."
He slaps another hundred on the counter and says "She has to have active
herpes."
The madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred on
the counter and says "Active herpes."
She responds, "Okay, have a seat. It'll be about five minutes." Two
minutes later, a woman comes out. They go upstairs (the boy still dragging
his dead frog) and do their deal.
As he's leaving, the madam asks him, "Okay, I have to know. Why did you want someone with active herpes?"
The twelve year old replies, "When I get home, I'm going to sleep with
the baby-sitter, and when mom and dad get home, dad will take the
baby-sitter to her home and sleep with her on the way. Then, when he
gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and do it. And tomorrow
morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and mom will
sleep with him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog."
Okay, your turn. :)
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Date: 2003-10-18 06:08 pm (UTC)The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you speak?" She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can you breathe?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down the back of her panties and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
At which point, the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, "I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work.