Know why I'm awesome?

[apocalypsos]

Because I left work early tonight specifically to start NaNo.

Well, that, and because the lady I was working with was being a tool and wouldn't let us turn off this fan that was blowing on us rather than on her and it felt like there was an icicle against the back of my neck for two straight hours and now I think I have a cold to go with my brother's stomach bug that I caught.

WHATEVER.

I have candy that's really just sugar, I have soda, and I have chips that taste like Philly cheesesteaks.

*rubs hands together and heads off to ye olde word processing program*

EDIT: Dear SPN fandom, please stop having the current popular topics of discussion be Jo and fecundfic, as I'm now feeling a terrifying urge to write Dean-knocks-her-up fic and I don't even like them together like that at ALL, damn it. (You know what it is that's killing me? Ellen as his mother-in-law. COME ON, PEOPLE.)

Comments

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

Doesn't "mother-in-law" count as 3 words? [grin]

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Not so much with the hyphens. Although I had a feeling someone would say that. ;P

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

*throws fists*

I am very pleased with this development, lady.

[meredevachon]

Tell the bunny to wait until after NaNo. And then hope by the end of November the urge has passed.

And where, oh where, did you get chips that taste like philly cheesesteaks? (What? NaNoWriMo is totally a legitimate excuse to eat all kinds of bad for you stuff... just like Halloween and Thanksgiving and Christmas. *nods*)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's going to have to wait, EXCEPT IT WON'T. I don't waaaaaaanna write it.

*pries plotbunny out of brain through ear with Q-Tip*

And Herr's makes them. They distribute all over the east coast, although I'm not sure if they're selling these all over. *pets the bag*

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

I'm now feeling a terrifying urge to write Dean-knocks-her-up fic

Do eeeeet. Ellen's reaction justifies the whole thing.

[aerwynblue.livejournal.com]

-Well, y'know, accidents do happen. Perheps the fan might "disappear?" Not that I'm advocating willful destruction of company property, mind you, just offering a "suggestion."
-PIXY STICKS!!!! And candy-corn flavored soda! And those crab-flavored chips that I've seen on the shelf at the store, but have never been brave enough to try. (8 year-old Dean to his buddy: "I'm not gonna try 'em! You try." Dean's buddy: "Uh-uh! I'm not gonna try 'em." Dean: "Hey! Let's get Sammy to try 'em! He'll eat anything!" Both (with devious innocence): "Sammy-?"
-Dean and Jo?! No way! Ellen is a full-on mother Grizzly, and Dean knows it.
-Get some rest, & offer that lady a "friendly suggestion" of what she should do with her fan.
Hope you feel better, (& that this doesn't offend anyone.)
G'night!

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Jo? nah. Ellen? Yes!

[siberian-skys.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Dean as Jo's stepfather.

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm JoYay, but there's no chemistry between Jo and Dean. But could you imagine if he got Ellen knocked up?

Or Sam got Ellen knocked up?

BTW, I'm loving fecundfic.

[poisontaster]

BAAAABIES!

Dean and babies! C'mon. That Winchester seed needs to be spread far and wide. Can you imagine? Dean's BEAMING that huge "Yep. Knocked her up." smile and then Ellen glares at him and he hangs his head and he keeps touching her belly and it tickles and she laughs and then Ellen glares more and tells him to bring up more liquor from the basement. DO EET.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, forget Dean and Jo except I can't so now I'll just have to save that plotbunny until I'm not trying to pound out 50,000 words in a month. Now thanks to all of these helpful (*cough*) comments, I'm having Dean-and-Ellen babyfic thoughts.

I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE DEAN-AND-ELLEN BABYFIC THOUGHTS except I do, because OMG, how much would Dean flip out at knocking up an older woman and being a daddy and look how hot she still is.

I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE THAT STORY BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG except for the part that, no, it's not, it's funny as hell just as a concept, for crying out loud.

Ahem. I think I need to go work on NaNo.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee hee. at some point all this "but i don't even LIKE her!" is going to dry up and you're boned. you know that. :D

if it makes you feel any better, discussion in other people's journals recently has led me to have sam mpreg bunnies, so y'know, you're not the only one birthing freaks. :D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. I like her just fine right now, just not her and Dean together. ;)

Oh, dude, I've been having Mpreg bunnies for this show for months and have yet to act on them. My willpower is awesome. *snickers*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

you're my hero.

no because okay, sam's only line in the entire piece (it would be short) would be "i hate you" but it would be repeated at appropriate points. at one point dean would bring him pickles and ice cream for a joke and ONLY not wind up wearing them because he closed the bathroom door in time.