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Oct. 18th, 2003 08:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosArgh.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take that LJ sexual compatibility quiz when you're a twenty-six-year-old virgin? Apparently, friends list sex doesn't count as actual sex unless one of you cheap bastards leaves some money on my nightstand every once in a while.
*user sighs*
You know that saying about how if you don't have sex for a long time, you get your virginity back? I think those of us who keep our virginity past a certain age should get our pick of who gets to de-virginize us.
In which case, should this rule get implemented, I can safely assure you that the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again until we're both blue in the face. (Which probably means we're doing it wrong, but whatever.)
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take that LJ sexual compatibility quiz when you're a twenty-six-year-old virgin? Apparently, friends list sex doesn't count as actual sex unless one of you cheap bastards leaves some money on my nightstand every once in a while.
*user sighs*
You know that saying about how if you don't have sex for a long time, you get your virginity back? I think those of us who keep our virginity past a certain age should get our pick of who gets to de-virginize us.
In which case, should this rule get implemented, I can safely assure you that the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again until we're both blue in the face. (Which probably means we're doing it wrong, but whatever.)
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Date: 2003-10-18 06:18 pm (UTC)Then he gets a week of recovery time before I claim him the next weekend.