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[apocalypsos]

Argh.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take that LJ sexual compatibility quiz when you're a twenty-six-year-old virgin? Apparently, friends list sex doesn't count as actual sex unless one of you cheap bastards leaves some money on my nightstand every once in a while.

*user sighs*

You know that saying about how if you don't have sex for a long time, you get your virginity back? I think those of us who keep our virginity past a certain age should get our pick of who gets to de-virginize us.

In which case, should this rule get implemented, I can safely assure you that the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again until we're both blue in the face. (Which probably means we're doing it wrong, but whatever.)

Comments

[gem225.livejournal.com]

Sorry! *puts crisp hundred on the nightstand* You're so good that I forget. :-)

Thank you for your humor and your passion and your coolness. I love reading your posts.

And oooh, Johnny Depp! *swoon*

Gail

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Can I vote emphatically in favor of your proposal?

Also, I love you.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again

Then he gets a week of recovery time before I claim him the next weekend.

[hiddenw.livejournal.com]

We can be Vestal virgins together!

Hurry now. Let's attend to our virgin duties.

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

*besmirches your innocence*

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take that LJ sexual compatibility quiz when you're a twenty-six-year-old virgin?

Finally! Someone other than me that's over the age of twenty! We're a rare breed, you know...

I think those of us who keep our virginity past a certain age should get our pick of who gets to de-virginize us.

Yeah, I'd vote for that. Hm....who to choose....

--LJ

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

(*randomly pokes head in*) Actually, you know that ABC meme that was going around a little while ago? I was very surprised to find that the majority of people on my friendslist were virgins, twenty-plus or no. I recently met someone who was an unashamed 24-year-old virginal male. It's more common than you'd think; it's just that because of the media and certain expectations placed on teenagers by magazines/movies/their peers, we tend to assume that anyone over eighteen or so is "deflowered". Often, that's very wrong.

There should be an LJ community for people over 18 who are still virgins. I'll bet they're more of them out there than we think. :P

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

It's not so much media that lets me know this. I know absolutely no one in RL, spanning late teens to late twenties and in several states, except immediate members of my family who are younger than me, who is a virgin.

--LJ

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I'm almost 25 and have just done it once, and it was earlier this week *throws confetti*

[weirdweb.livejournal.com]

24-year-old virgin here - I'm not ashamed of it. Just means I haven't gotten that far with someone I'd actually want to sleep with. *mutters something about an ex's psycho mother*

And yes, I like your proposal. If it ever goes through and Eric Close disappears suddenly... well... you know NOTHING. :)

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Suddenly I feel like a very old trollop. An old married trollop. LOL. Of course, children are a big flashing, walking, shrieking sign that screams "not a virgin".

I *love* your idea about Johnny Depp. When it happens, take some pictures. :swoon:

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

It shows in the results: we're only 22% compatible. The highest on my list is only 50%; the lowest I've seen on anyone's is 5%...

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

In which case, should this rule get implemented, I can safely assure you that the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again until we're both blue in the face. (Which probably means we're doing it wrong, but whatever.)

I dunno...I think some people actually like it like that.