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[apocalypsos]

Argh.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take that LJ sexual compatibility quiz when you're a twenty-six-year-old virgin? Apparently, friends list sex doesn't count as actual sex unless one of you cheap bastards leaves some money on my nightstand every once in a while.

*user sighs*

You know that saying about how if you don't have sex for a long time, you get your virginity back? I think those of us who keep our virginity past a certain age should get our pick of who gets to de-virginize us.

In which case, should this rule get implemented, I can safely assure you that the only thing Johnny Depp will be doing the following weekend is me over and over and over again until we're both blue in the face. (Which probably means we're doing it wrong, but whatever.)

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[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

It's not so much media that lets me know this. I know absolutely no one in RL, spanning late teens to late twenties and in several states, except immediate members of my family who are younger than me, who is a virgin.

--LJ

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I'm almost 25 and have just done it once, and it was earlier this week *throws confetti*