This is the part where I groan and bang my head against stuff.

[apocalypsos]

You know how to make your work night seem better in retrospect when you find out that the biggest redneck in the place has been asking after you? And not the good kind of redneck who looks like Chris Kane, but the bad kind of redneck who looks like a Jeff Foxworthy joke?

You hit your best friend's car from behind when you're going to breakfast in the morning.

*headdesk*

It was kind of both of our faults, because she stopped suddenly and my foot slipped off my brake. Luckily no one was hurt, her mom's car only got a couple of dark smudges on the bumper, and as long as the hood stays shut and the lights still work on my car I don't care about the dents in my bumper or the fact that the grill fell off.

Fuck. I want a new car that's not a goddamn bumper car and I can't afford it and I can't get a loan anyway and it's pissing me off. One of these days Joe Bag O'Lugnuts is going to die on the side of the road and I'll have totally been asking for it.

I really need some Chinese food. Or porn. Or to win the lottery. Or Jensen Ackles naked in my living room. I'm pretty sure any of those would solve my problems in some form or another.

*goes back to giving myself permanent brain damage*

Comments

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Thinking of porn, I totally recommend Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre.

*hugs* I share your longing for a new non-bumper car vehicle.

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Damn, cars are dangerous. I'm glad no one was hurt.

[rani23.livejournal.com]

Oh hon. I'm so sorry. I am, tho, glad you are OK tho.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

if you had jensen naked in your living room, i'm pretty sure the porn angle would be taken care of nicely.

however: chinese. rarrrrr.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

yeeah. i once hit my friend's car. her car was TOTALLY uninjured. my car however got STUCK on her hitch andit took a while to get it off. We eventually managed to hammer the pin out, back my car up and then upull her hitch out of my front bumper and reattach it to her car.

then my dad screamed at me and made me cry. good times.

he hasnt yelled at me since though because my mom yelled at him for it after they got home. plus side.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

...wanna buy my truck? I'll throw in 2 full tanks of gas and porn. But not a tank of porn, because that gets shitty gas mileage.

[rose-in-texas.livejournal.com]

So sorry! The porn thing sounds the easiest to acquire for solace, however.