I'll just be here rubbing at my temples until I feel brains.

[apocalypsos]

So now I have to make three hundred and thirty bucks magically appear out of thin air before I can get my new car.

Therefore, out of desperation ...

FOR SALE -- ONE SOUL

Barely used. One size fits all. Not tainted half as much as current owner would like. No, not even after writing gay incest porn.

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

If you put it on Craigslist or eBay, you will no doubt get inquiries.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted, but I have to pay rent tomorrow and that'll suck up most of my ready cash.

Pity. That looks like quite a bargain. Would that be collection in five years, per Angel, or collection in ten years, per Supernatural? ; )

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. But concentrate on the fact that it could have been worse, right? *hugs*

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

Do you deliver? What's the estimated delivery time? Does the body come with it? I'll give you an extra $100 if you throw in the body and deliver both within a week.

To be honest; I actually have more use for the body. My apartment needs cleaned, for starters. Souls are cool and all; but you really can't do much with bodiless ones other than put them in a nice display case. Put it in a good body on the other hand; and it has thousands of uses. Some of them are even moral.

[cikevin.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a case for a donation button! (I know you're reluctant about them, but I want to help and I really don't need more souls cluttering up the place.)

[polydad.livejournal.com]

Does it come with any optional accesories? Do you include delivery?

best,

Joel. Ready to bid.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Depends. Does the soul come with maid service in slinky underthings?

[faith21.livejournal.com]

I have no money, but this may take your mind off the $330.

[antonioooo.livejournal.com]

The one with the long hair makes me "wet".

[faith21.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Winchester fan personally, but I aim to please *g*

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

That's funny and made me laugh.

Sorry, can't afford your soul, got the last of my Xmas shopping to do

[antonioooo.livejournal.com]

So, when can I pick it up? Do you ship FedEx? You take a check right? Mmmm...how abut food stamps?
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