I'll just be here rubbing at my temples until I feel brains.

[apocalypsos]

So now I have to make three hundred and thirty bucks magically appear out of thin air before I can get my new car.

Therefore, out of desperation ...

FOR SALE -- ONE SOUL

Barely used. One size fits all. Not tainted half as much as current owner would like. No, not even after writing gay incest porn.

Comments

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

Do you deliver? What's the estimated delivery time? Does the body come with it? I'll give you an extra $100 if you throw in the body and deliver both within a week.

To be honest; I actually have more use for the body. My apartment needs cleaned, for starters. Souls are cool and all; but you really can't do much with bodiless ones other than put them in a nice display case. Put it in a good body on the other hand; and it has thousands of uses. Some of them are even moral.