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[apocalypsos]

Dear Everybody Who Keeps Telling Me They Heard The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Remake Is Better Than The Original,

The only way it could possibly be better is if Leatherface kills not only Jessica Biel, but the entire cast of "Seventh Heaven".

And then ships the pieces to cannibal tribes in Southeast Asia for good measure.

Now, that would be better.

Sincerely,

Me

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[ismelljello.livejournal.com]

Although i would pay to see the grandpa character beating jessica biel over the head with a hammer...