Man, I need to go buy chocolate chips.

[apocalypsos]

Dear A&E,

You almost had me with the "What if gays went on strike?" teasers, because I had this image of a comedy where normal everyday people you'd never expect just don't show up at work one day, and then completely lost me when the real commercial for the movie in question starts out with a phrase that goes something like, "What if all of the wedding planners and hairstylists and florists went on strike one day?"

*sigh*

Sincerely,

Me

*****

Dear Bravo,

I liked your list of the 100 Scariest Movie Moments. I also liked the fact that you came up with forty more. But call it what it is, damn it. "Even Scarier Movie Moments" makes it sound as if Saw and Hostel and Slither are scarier than Jaws and The Shining and Psycho. Try "More Scary Movie Moments" -- one small change, much more accurate description.

Sincerely,

Me

*****

Dear National Geographic,

Make more Seconds from Disaster episodes. I need my crack here.

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: Oh, and while I'm at it ...

Dear Bravo,

You know Celebrity Poker Showdown? Invite Jared Padalecki next time. Pretty please?

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

OMG. I am so with you on the letter to A&E... Though, I do think John Stamos talking about his calves because, cheesy as it is, I adore him.

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

There should be an "is funny" somewhere in there. But I had a beer on an empty stomach and that makes me illiterate.