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Oct. 21st, 2003 09:31 pmI would really, really appreciate it if my brain would stop referring to the second novel in the series I'm writing as "I Was A Pissed-Off Three-Hundred-Year-Old Pregnant Obsessive Necrophiliac."
Not that it isn't incredibly accurate, but still.
EDIT: Man, does that feel like something I left out of a Buffy fanfic ...
"Wait a minute ... how many dead guys have you slept with?"
*snerk*
"Shut up, Faith."
"You've had sex with dead guys?"
"Well, just the two, but they don't count."
"Aw, that's our adorable little necrophiliac."
"Would you please stop calling me that?"
"Would you rather She Who Has Sex With Corpses?"
Not that it isn't incredibly accurate, but still.
EDIT: Man, does that feel like something I left out of a Buffy fanfic ...
"Wait a minute ... how many dead guys have you slept with?"
*snerk*
"Shut up, Faith."
"You've had sex with dead guys?"
"Well, just the two, but they don't count."
"Aw, that's our adorable little necrophiliac."
"Would you please stop calling me that?"
"Would you rather She Who Has Sex With Corpses?"
how about . . .
Date: 2003-10-21 07:15 pm (UTC)or
Ancient Sluts and the Corpses Who Loved Them
or
Damn, I Thought That With Menopause AND Dead Guys I'd Be Safe
or
101 Uses For A Fertile Corpse
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Date: 2003-10-21 07:52 pm (UTC)C