My current favorite thing on the planet

[apocalypsos]

Seven minutes of David Caruso delivering his idiotic one-liners before "Won't Get Fooled Again" kicks in on CSI Miami, complete with removal and/or application of sunglasses.

I was hoping I'd find something like this on Youtube, but I didn't think anybody had had the same idea I had watching the reruns. *dies laughing*

EDIT: Someone who's not me needs to write a crossover where Dexter Morgan has to work with Horatio Caine and hates every minute of it because he thinks Horatio's stupid. Heh.

Comments

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Dexter ends up killing Horatio on the rationale that he's saving the world from more idiotic one liners? I like that idea.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

OMG Sunglasses Of Justice^TM!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between laughing a lot and that uncontrollable twitch that gives me...
His one-liners with glasses drive me nuts!
And yes, the crossover. But it needs to end with Dexter killing Horatio, just because he can!

[valerie]

YEAHHHHH!!!!

*falls over laughing*

Oh, this is priceless.

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

Wow. Good thing I never watch that show, that's horrific.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Amen...

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

Hee. I posted this a while back...I watch CSI: HoCaine for the snark value, and it's quite funny having the Sunglasses Of Justice one-liners stacked up like this.

What's really needed, though, is to change out the Daltrey yell for the Wilhelm Scream.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

oh, hell yes. the Wilhelm scream. I need a dl of that. it applies so many many places, but here particularly.

and TP? priceless, just priceless.

[sxyblkmn.livejournal.com]

LOL, i love that clip

sunglasses of justice!!

[davidkevin.livejournal.com]

He does seem to have this whole "Sherlock Holmes as Pretentious Jerk" thing going, doesn't he?

Thanks for posting this.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Ack, I started breaking out in hives halfway through the video and couldn't finish. I knew there was a reason I hated CSI.

-blue

[darci-marie.livejournal.com]

My mom and I make fun of him everytime we watch! HAHA! Mom's like, "uh oh, he's posing again" lol

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

That is the newest greatest thing ever.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

I tried watching that a few weeks ago, but after about three minutes in, if I heard one more "Yaaaah!" I was going to kill someone.

And then Horatio would come looking for me.

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

Wow, could the symbolism in the last clip be any more obvious?

This is why I watch the original CSI. Although my parents and I have fun every week snarking at the CSI Miami previews.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

*shudder* This is why I can't watch CSI: Miami. The potential for mocking is great, but after a few minutes I just want to throw things at Horatio.

I would actually love to see something similar to this--but less caustic--for the original CSI. Grissom's puns before the crash to credits are endearingly dorky (and well-acted) in a way that Horatio's damn one-liners and sunglasses will never be.

[rayaluna.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Wow, he really does the sunglasses thing half the time, eh?

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, that is the most horrifying/hilarious thing I've ever seen. Every single time he has to put on his sunglasses and/or dodge dramatically out of frame. *dies* I LOVE CSI: Vegas, but I could never stand Miami.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

This has become the new running gag between me and my BFF, complete with the glasses.