Ewwwww.

[apocalypsos]

For a modest fee, you too can have Vincent Gallo for a night to do with as you wish.

If delousing and a Silkwood shower are allowed, I'm game.

*gags*

I think that midget stripper just clicking that link gave me herpes.

EDIT: I don't think I mentioned that Rainn Wilson from The Office is going to be at the Steamtown Mall this Sunday. I could totally stop and see him before I go to work, too. *flails* (I'm really hoping he drags along John Krasinski, but hey, who can blame me? ;))

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[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

If delousing and a Silkwood shower are allowed, I'm game.

*chokes*

ahahaahahahaahaha! I KNOW. Jesus. Yuck.

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

WHAT. Ahhh! ICK!

[fragilistikal.livejournal.com]

I want to scrub my brain now....

Who the hell is he? He's so. gross.

(Looked him up on Google, but still. Why would anyone work with him?)

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

glah. bluh. *scrapes tongue* that's disgusting omg.

[velocityboy.livejournal.com]

He's so racist. Read his sperm sale ($1 million for that?) and the full details on his escorting... If it's not bad enough that his films are nearly unwatchable pap, he has to go this route to complete the circuit on icky and unevolved...

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Didja see this part aboout the sperm sale?

Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.

Dude.... $50,000 discount for you!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's fair, though, because I reserve the right to close off access to my uterus to those who are ginormous skeevy bigoted fuckwits.

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

...There are just no words. None. Who in their right minds would want that body anywhere near hers? *shudder*

..and aside from that, what woman would be turned on by "pay me fifty dollars, send me nudie pictures of yourself, and if I think you're hot, I'll fuck you?"

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

50 thousand* dollars. 'Cause Vincent Gallo ain't a cheap escort, ya know.

[james-translate.livejournal.com]

No no, you will notice he mentions :
Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.

He's such a sweet-heart. And classy.

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

...oh, yes. I'd forgotten. I'd best cash in my savings bonds, huh. How else is he gonna get a bath unless I pay for it? ;)

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO!!! You can score a date with porn star Nick Manning (http://www.nickmanning.com/) for a lot less and he is some serious man-candy.

I wouldn't pay 50-cents to throw urine on that fool Gallo if he was on fire. Why ruin a perfectly good conflagration?

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Vincent Gallo cracks me up against my better judgment.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

I cannot possibly put into words exactly how fucked up that whole entire thing is. I mean seriously? SERIOUSLY? WTF?
Dude looks like HE should be the one paying for the "services". Not the other way around.
*shudders*
And I'm not even going to get into what a pompous ASSHOLE he seems like, because I HAVE NO WORDS.
Some people just boggle my mind.

[james-translate.livejournal.com]

No modest fee would be modest enough for me to be interested in VG.