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Upon walking into my parents' house and spotting Owen on the dining room table.

Me: "Owen, get off that table!"
Owen: *calmly walks off the dining room table and onto the dry sink*
Me: "Well, at least he can follow directions."

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LMAO! Pardon my intrusion, but I was going through my friends' friends page, and I saw this entry. My parents have a cat named Owen, so I hear "Owen get off that table" almost everytime I visit them! :o)

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