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Oct. 24th, 2003 08:28 amI'm stealing a page from
frogmajick, even though I've already told my mom and dad this and I'd like to think they'd remember.
If I'm in a horrible accident or something and end up in a coma, for the love of frosted donuts, would you just let me go? I'm not sure I believe in Heaven, but I definitely believe that anything ... anything ... has to be better than lying in a bed staring at the ceiling. And if you believe in Heaven, then why do you want to keep me here?
Unplug my ass. (The first person to make a snarky crack at that gets trout-slapped.) I can't write, I can't read, I can't watch "Jake 2.0", I can't shag my friends list. Trust me, I'm not having any fun.
And if I'm braindead? Yeah, as much as the morbid, Halloween-lovin' part of my brain would like to be a zombie, let's not do that, okay?
And remember what I said about donating my organs. Whatever you don't give to the needy, I bring back from the afterlife and fling at your head.
There. Now that's saved for posterity.
If I'm in a horrible accident or something and end up in a coma, for the love of frosted donuts, would you just let me go? I'm not sure I believe in Heaven, but I definitely believe that anything ... anything ... has to be better than lying in a bed staring at the ceiling. And if you believe in Heaven, then why do you want to keep me here?
Unplug my ass. (The first person to make a snarky crack at that gets trout-slapped.) I can't write, I can't read, I can't watch "Jake 2.0", I can't shag my friends list. Trust me, I'm not having any fun.
And if I'm braindead? Yeah, as much as the morbid, Halloween-lovin' part of my brain would like to be a zombie, let's not do that, okay?
And remember what I said about donating my organs. Whatever you don't give to the needy, I bring back from the afterlife and fling at your head.
There. Now that's saved for posterity.
Permanant vegetative state
Date: 2003-10-24 09:37 am (UTC)So yeah, in a fit of "this will never happen to me" I figured I'd better have my wishes in the ether so my mom or whoever couldn't contest it when my husband fulfilled my wishes.