Things that are not fair and/or suck:

[apocalypsos]

1. I have insomnia.
2. I feel like crap.
3. My muses have all gone to Tahiti.
4. I want to take a layoff for my work week starting tonight, and I don't think I'll be able to afford it.
5. Everybody on Top Chef is a schmuck.
6. I cannot find a geek hottie like Henry from Ugly Betty in real life.
7. I'm hopelessly addicted to Sudoku.
8. I don't have the buttered lobster bites from Long John Silver's right now.
9. It's January 18th and we've barely gotten any snow yet.
10. There's not a radio station that just plays painfully cheesy-bad music twenty-four/seven.
11. Apparently it's legal to base-jump off the Empire State Building. The news just said so. *points*
12. Who's still a virgin? This bitch right here.
13. Nobody won the Powerball last night. Correction -- *I* didn't win the Powerball last night.
14. I want maple nut log cookies and am too lazy to make 'em.

EDIT: Something that doesn't suck? Well, David Caruso's lame-ass one-liners on CSI Miami never fail to make me die laughing. :)

Comments

To cheer ye up:

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you do number 13, use the money to buy BASE jumping equipment, meet number 6, then do number 11 and 12 simultaneously, everyone will be so glad you survived that they will reward you with number 14?

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

Well... write fic about Sam and Dean in Tahiti?

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

I so feel almost all of that pain.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Know what else doesn't suck? IT'S WINCHESTER DAY! \o/

*huggles you*