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Oct. 25th, 2003 11:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear Hollywood,
Psycho. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Planet of the Apes.
Please stop remaking classic iconic movies of our childhood. I beg you. Try remaking crap. You know, something you might actually be able to improve.
I'm sure that if you put the time and effort into making something that was once lame better, you would do a hell of a lot better in the remake department.
You realize, of course, that Killer Klowns from Outer Space never won that Oscar.
Hint, hint.
Psycho. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Planet of the Apes.
Please stop remaking classic iconic movies of our childhood. I beg you. Try remaking crap. You know, something you might actually be able to improve.
I'm sure that if you put the time and effort into making something that was once lame better, you would do a hell of a lot better in the remake department.
You realize, of course, that Killer Klowns from Outer Space never won that Oscar.
Hint, hint.
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Good idea!
Date: 2003-10-26 12:43 am (UTC)Starring:
Al Pacino as The Master
Robin Williams as Torgo
With
William Hurt as The Father
Melanie Griffith as The Mother
and Daveigh Chase as The Daughter
In this remake of the 1966 classic, Universal brings to screen an amazing array of state-of-the-art computer effects, and some stellar performances by today's hottest stars.
The Father and Torgo battle it out in a special, 30 minute fight sequence choreographed by the people who brought you Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Special Make-Up effects on Torgo's knees brought to you by the workshop who put the face on Beetlejuice.