Oh, my god, I GIVE UP.

[apocalypsos]

I have been staring at my word program for days trying to write fic and -- that's it, I surrender.

The sole exception is The Vampires of Vandling, which I have detailed down to the last centimeter so it's not exactly like I have to do anything other than elaborate on what's in the outline. But the fanfic part of my brain? DEAD.

Oh, man, I beg you. Throw plotbunnies at my head. Anything you've ever thought I should write, anything you'd make me write if you had me sitting at a desk in front of you and I was at your beck and call, any fandom regardless or whether or not you think I've seen it, ANYTHING.

I am really freakin' broken here.

Obviously I can't guarantee I'll write them, because my head's not working.

But still.

*whimpers*

*eats everything in sight out of stress*

I wouldn't be so bothered if I hadn't been off for an entire week straight here and ... NOTHING. For me, this is a drought.